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Don't touch that cucumber! Islamic cleric bans women from touching 'penis-shaped' foods in case it arouses them

An Islamic cleric living in Europe has said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any 'sexual thoughts'.

The unnamed sheikh was quoted by el-Sawsana news saying that if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male relative, should cut the items into small pieces and serve.

The cleric said that these fruits and vegetables 'resemble the male penis' and could arouse women or 'make them think of sex,' in a story reported on Egyptian news website Bikya Masr.

No touching: Women should avoid contact with cucumbers,
says an Islamic cleric

Dailymail.co.uk

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Former Member

Penis shaped food is in abundance. There's a lot of stuff they may be forbidden to touch. Just use your imagination! This is one more reason why we should all be proud of Guyana for upholding women's right to touch banana, cassava, and baigan.

12/18/114:17 PM

cainTired old hippie

quote:
An Islamic cleric living in Europe has said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any 'sexual thoughts'.

Dem boys probably think the vegggies would stan up in the ladies hanz.

Dem boys stupid tarass.

12/18/114:21 PM

Former Member

quote:
The cleric said that these fruits and vegetables 'resemble the male penis' and could arouse women or 'make them think of sex,'

Hmmmmm...I wonder if the cleric considered the fruits and other vegetables that might remind the women of ballllzzzz.

key limes
sapodilla
fat poke
that tiny, round cabbage
guava
tomato

12/18/1110:02 PM

AmralSenior Member

Sheer poppycock

12/18/1110:46 PM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by chameli:
quote:
Originally posted by ABIDHA:
[] women's right to touch banana, cassava, and baigan.

me buy young jinghi/ nenwa today

don't get to Happy, happy, just cook that stuff.

12/19/114:09 AM

Former Member

Good for the women... Less work for them to do.

12/19/117:29 AM

Former Member

Bastards!!! These are natural dildos!!
Now the poor women have to pay big money for expensive toys and batteries!

12/19/118:07 AM

Former Member

quote:
if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male relative, should cut the items into small pieces and serve

I never yet hear such foolishness in meh life!

12/19/119:33 AM

VillagebelleProud Nanee

one word.....IDIOTS!!!

these vegetables have been around forever.....and now they think of this.

these asses sound like they don't have anything to do except coming up with ways/reasons to make women's lives difficult.

12/19/119:48 AM

Former Member

Lunatic Fringe elements strike again...what else is new?

12/19/1110:08 AM

NehruBig Mouth Member

It depends on the variety of Bigan. NOT the Black Bush Polder extra large Bigan.

quote:
Originally posted by ABIDHA:
Penis shaped food is in abundance. There's a lot of stuff they may be forbidden to touch. Just use your imagination! This is one more reason why we should all be proud of Guyana for upholding women's right to touch banana, cassava, and baigan.

12/19/1112:11 PM

NehruBig Mouth Member

Which FOOLS attens Masques, Temples and Churches that have such Bastards as the Religious head????? The day a Pandit try something like that, he gun hear from Pandit Nehru!!!

12/19/1112:14 PM

Former Member

Cucumber gon swizzle up now

12/19/1112:56 PM

Former Member

girls just want to have fun

12/19/113:21 PM

cainTired old hippie

If ever, I happen to run into someone in her hijab and I'm in the produce area, I'll pick up a bolounger (bolonjay) or a cucumber and I'll rub it up on her as I pass by an see what happen.

12/19/113:49 PM

VillagebelleProud Nanee

which grocery store you does shop at Cain?

so i know where not to go!

12/19/114:04 PM

MitwahSenior Member

Suh dem cyant eat a banana?

12/19/115:43 PM

Former Member

This is all cock a doodle comin from cleric.

12/19/116:11 PM

cainTired old hippie

That cleric has to be a pervert.
I shudder to think, what he does when he picks up donuts.

12/20/1112:52 AM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by cain:
That cleric has to be a pervert.
I shudder to think, what he does when he picks up donuts.

12/20/119:42 AM

Former Member

Did you not read what the cleric said? They can't touch, peel or eat bananas or cucumber. I am not sure about them big long squash though.

quote:
Originally posted by Mitwah:
Suh dem cyant eat a banana?

12/20/1111:46 AM

Former Member

quote:
That cleric has to be a pervert.
I shudder to think, what he does when he picks up donuts.

Glazed, powdered, plain or dipped.

12/22/1112:49 PM

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