A couple decided that whenever they felt the need for some good ole fashioned sex, they'd ask, "Feel like doing some laundry dear?"
This one day the fellow asks the wife if she felt like doing some laundry to which she replied, "No, I've got a headache"
The following night he again asked and she refused, saying that she was tired, this went on for the whole week, always some excuse.
Eh Eh, Sunday came and this time the wife asked the husband, "Hon, do you feel like doing some laundry tonight?"
The husband replied, "Nahhhh, I just had a small load so I decided to do it by hand"