A woman told me this joke early in the morning and I can't stop giggling,here goes.

A woman went golfing for the first time and while putting her equipment together she asked the guy at the counter if he had any tips for her. He gave her a few tips on getting out of the sand trap and so on.

The woman takes off on her first walk toward the first hole,the guy goes about his business.

Eh Eh, not five minutes later the woman comes walking back complaining that she was bitten by wasps and she wasn't too pleased at the moment,she was really hurting.

The guy asked, "Where were you stung?"

She answered, "Between the first and second hole.

The banna replied, " Your stance was too wide"