There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... for example...


A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a

baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done,she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.


"Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay

in our bedroom. Did you say ‘hello’?”