HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANDY.
How could you lef me alone and marry da adda woman.
Me love you maning, lunch and dinna time, also nite time.
Me hope she treat you good, because me could ah treat you betta and mek nuff picknee.
You almos gee me one picknee, good ting de pandit jaree me in private.
Me love you like me cow Basmattee, da gee nuff milk.
Parbatti Punwasie,
Port Mourant train line dam, where abee mek de bes bushrum.