HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2030?
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest
country in the world "Little India" formerly known as Australia.
Jersey executes last remaining Greenie.
White minorities still trying to have English recognised as UK's third
Language.
Children from two-parent heterosexual families bullied in schools for
being 'different'. Tolerance urged.
Gay Marriages now overtake heterosexual marriages as preferred 'lifestyle'
choice.
Manchester schoolgirl expelled for not wearing Burqa: Being a Christian is
no excuse says school. Sharia law must be enforced.
Japan announces that they will no longer consume whale meat as whales are
now extinct and the scientific research fleet are unemployed. UK
Government has told the Japanese that Grey Squirrels taste like whale
meat.
Britain now has ten Universities of Political Correctness. Professor
Goldman of LSPC says there is still a long way to go in the fight to stop
people saying what they think.
Britain's deficit ÂĢ10 trillion and rising. Government declares return to
surplus in 100 years which is 300 years ahead of time. Prime Minister
Mohammed Yousuf claims increased growth through more immigration is the
secret to success.
Wall Street banks merge to form new super bank, Goldman Rothschild
Ebeneezer Epstein Drescher (GREED): Huge bonuses paid to executives to
celebrate launch.
Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
Iran still quarantined. Physicists estimate it will take at least ten more
years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Islamic Countries.
No other country volunteers to come forward to help the beleaguered
nation! Serves them right.
Castro finally dies at age 112. Cuban cigars can now be imported legally,
but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
Jose Manuel Rodrigez Bush says he will run for second term as US President
in 2032.
Post Office raises price of stamps to ÂĢ18 and reduces mail delivery to
Wednesdays only.
After a ten year ÂĢ75.8 billion study, commissioned by the Labour Party:
Scientists prove diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of a British male drops to 18 stone.
Global cooling blamed for the Australian (Little India) citrus crop
failure for third consecutive year in Victoria India and New South Iraq.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed
they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Victims to be held partly responsible for crime.
Average height of professional basketball players is now nine feet, seven
inches.
New law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and
rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2035 as lethal weapons.
Inland Revenue sets lowest tax rate in decades at 75 per cent.
Bradford won this years FA cup final beating the Hindu Hornets 4-1.
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Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest
country in the world "Little India" formerly known as Australia.
Jersey executes last remaining Greenie.
White minorities still trying to have English recognised as UK's third
Language.
Children from two-parent heterosexual families bullied in schools for
being 'different'. Tolerance urged.
Gay Marriages now overtake heterosexual marriages as preferred 'lifestyle'
choice.
Manchester schoolgirl expelled for not wearing Burqa: Being a Christian is
no excuse says school. Sharia law must be enforced.
Japan announces that they will no longer consume whale meat as whales are
now extinct and the scientific research fleet are unemployed. UK
Government has told the Japanese that Grey Squirrels taste like whale
meat.
Britain now has ten Universities of Political Correctness. Professor
Goldman of LSPC says there is still a long way to go in the fight to stop
people saying what they think.
Britain's deficit ÂĢ10 trillion and rising. Government declares return to
surplus in 100 years which is 300 years ahead of time. Prime Minister
Mohammed Yousuf claims increased growth through more immigration is the
secret to success.
Wall Street banks merge to form new super bank, Goldman Rothschild
Ebeneezer Epstein Drescher (GREED): Huge bonuses paid to executives to
celebrate launch.
Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
Iran still quarantined. Physicists estimate it will take at least ten more
years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Islamic Countries.
No other country volunteers to come forward to help the beleaguered
nation! Serves them right.
Castro finally dies at age 112. Cuban cigars can now be imported legally,
but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
Jose Manuel Rodrigez Bush says he will run for second term as US President
in 2032.
Post Office raises price of stamps to ÂĢ18 and reduces mail delivery to
Wednesdays only.
After a ten year ÂĢ75.8 billion study, commissioned by the Labour Party:
Scientists prove diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of a British male drops to 18 stone.
Global cooling blamed for the Australian (Little India) citrus crop
failure for third consecutive year in Victoria India and New South Iraq.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed
they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Victims to be held partly responsible for crime.
Average height of professional basketball players is now nine feet, seven
inches.
New law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and
rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2035 as lethal weapons.
Inland Revenue sets lowest tax rate in decades at 75 per cent.
Bradford won this years FA cup final beating the Hindu Hornets 4-1.
From unknown source......
