Don't wash your hair in the shower!   It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!!   INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO  WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU  SHOWER  WITH IT!!!! WARNING TO US ALL!!!   Shampoo Warning! I don't know why I didn't figure this out sooner!I use  shampoo in the shower!  When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole  body, and printed very clearly on the  shampoo label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME." No wonder I have been gaining weight!  Well!  I have  gotten rid of that  shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead. Its  label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS  OTHERWISE  DIFFICULT TO REMOVE." Problem solved!If I don't answer the phone I'll be in the shower!

  When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole  body, and printed very clearly on the  shampoo label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME." No wonder I have been gaining weight!

You damn stupid. You supposed to use it on the hair between your legs. Is that thing of yours that then gets extra body and volume. Get your glasses and read the small print.