Really funny jokes
These jokes were made up by Caribbean people for our own humor and liveliness. I felt the need to share them with you so your day can be brighten with laughter.
- A GUYANESE AND A TRINI
A Guyanese man is having breakfast one morning; croissants, coffee, bread, butter and jam, when a trini man chewing a gum sits down next to him. The Guyanese ignores the Trinidadian man who nevertheless started a conversation.
Trini: "you guyanese eat the whole bread?"
Guyanese: "stupid, of course"
Trini: (blowing a big bubble) "We don't. In Trinidad, we only eat what's inside. The crust we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Guyana." The Trini has a smirk on his face and the Guyanese listen in silence.
Trini: "Do you eat jelly with the bread?"
Guyanese: "Of course we do"
Trini: (crackling his gum between his teeth). "We don't we Trinidad, we eat fresh fruits for breakfasts, then we put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in container, recycle them, transform them to jam and sell them to Guyana."
Guyanese: "You guys use condom for sex in Trinidad?"
Trini: "Of course we do". (with a big smirk on his face)
Guyanese: "What you guys do with the condoms after wards?"
Trini: "We throw them away of course"
Guyanese: "We don't do that in Guyana. We put them in containers, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to ayo Trini people.