The Agony of Aging
On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended,I stopped in to visit my
aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.
I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to
turn your clock back."
Pregnant Prostitute
Doctor asks pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?"
"For f.... sakes, if you ate a tin of beans would you know which one
made you fart?"