Walking thru the park one evening with my first Danish date and trying to be romantic about the moon, which turns out to be the street light behind some branches. Oh..Oh..

True story...my stomach hurts from laughing when I come on dis board.

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Originally posted by cain:
Q: What is a man's Ultimate Embarrassment?

A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

That wall must have been erected with bricks!

You once knew someone with a lil nose, bla bla bla

Yet another


A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...



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What were you thinking?

Her husband speaks English!


I worry about you people sometimes!

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Her husband speaks English!

Her husband speaks English!

Yea, I must confess, you got me

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Her husband speaks English!

So why the rass he did not go for the saussage in the first place?<>III<>

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Canadian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.

Not to be outdone by their neighbors, in the weeks that followed, an American Archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times:
"American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their Ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the Canadians".

One week later, Guyanese authorities reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet in Corentyne, 64 Village and Skeldon, Ram Beharry, a self-taught archaeologist and former cemetery attendant, reported that he found absolutely nothing.

Mr Beharry has therefore concluded that "250 years ago, British Guiana had already gone wireless."

It makes me proud to be from B.G.

Hehehe

Haha

arrite Andre...ah gotto steal this one