as long as you keep it.....Social!!

tons of fun to be had here!!

so....start your gyaff!

in this case "Social"

Oh...you beautiful and wonderful ladies. thank you for your kind and warm welcome. I should have joined this board eight years ago.

firs order of business on social....

you have to tell us everything about yourself

sex?
age?
where you live?
profession?
income???

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Originally posted by Villagebelle:
firs order of business on social....

you have to tell us everything about yourself

sex?
age?
where you live?
profession?
income???

What number reincarnation.

Welcome to Social Sledge.

By the time friday roll by we may have a Pickaxe on board or maybe a Hammerdrill.

My dear brothers and sisters on social. it is like i have found my long lost family. i feel so special to get so much advice and warm welcome.

Love,

Sledge

How long so you been away

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firs order of business on social....

you have to tell us everything about yourself

sex?
age?
where you live?
profession?
income???

Thank you so much my dear Villagebelle. I am happy to share my specs with my new family and more so you.

Sex: lots...six days a week. I only rest on the Sabbath day.

Age: 32 but more handsome than Sharukh Khan

Profession: plastic surgeon

Income: US600,000/year

Sledge's income will rise to US5mill/year when he turns 40 years young.

Plastic surgeon? Can you remove dem tattoos I got on my face deh Sledge?

Dear Cain,

It is like I have missed a lifetime of fun never registering here before. I am grateful for your interest.

Warmest Regards,

Sledge

Oh sure Cain. I will take a look at it when I return from Guyana.

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Age: 32 but more handsome than Sharukh Khan

Now I know you lying like skites

No way Riya. Sledge not lying. Sledge is a good man. Sledge is packed with hard muscles, 6ft 3 in, 200 lbs. Sharukh is no match for the Sledge.

uh uh, never mind how much muscle you packing...it ain't got a man mo handsome than my Shahrukh.

Ok Riya. I like your style. Sledge cannot impress you with muscles. What must Sledge do?

Can you dance?

stick around and have fun

ow say hello nah

well....that is better

Welcome Sledge!!!

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Originally posted by Sledgehammer:
My dear brothers and sisters on social. it is like i have found my long lost family. i feel so special to get so much advice and warm welcome.

Love,

Sledge

Sledge I have met Sharukh Khan and you Sir is no Sharukh Khan ... Ho wait didn't meet you yet
Sex six days a week I hope it's more ths 3 times a day (lol)

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Sex six days a week I hope it's more ths 3 times a day

With someone else or by he self.