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A Zimbabwean man collared having sex with a donkey sensationally claimed the object of his affections was actually a prostitute who mysteriously metamorphosed into a hot piece of ass.

According to this report, 28-year-old Sunday Moyo was cuffed after a couple of cops found him making the beast with six legs in his yard in Zvishavane, some 180 miles southwest of Harare.

Appearing before Zvishavane magistrate Mildred Matuvi on a bestiality rap, Moyo 'fessed up to asinine rumpy-pumpy, but explained: "Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested. I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town nightclub and I don’t know how she then became a donkey.”

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Originally posted by Miraver:
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"Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested. I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town nightclub and I don’t know how she then became a donkey.”


Halloween...the prostitute got into her donkey costume.


He was looking for some tricks. Instead, he got treated at the jailhouse. Big Grin
FM
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Originally posted by Miraver:
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Originally posted by ksazma:
He was looking for some tricks. Instead, he got treated at the jailhouse. Big Grin


LOL!!! There was a time when I used to answer the door like this, "do you want a trick or a treat"? Thank the good Lord that nobody ever answered "trick" Big Grin


Then you would have just had to think very fast about your next move. Smile
FM

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