Hello GNI’ers …. I mean ladies. Am….. ammmmm how about … I mean are you looking for a little down on the ground get busy roll around seasonal once a year summer romance that is both consensual, yet erotic and mental? I havta gotta be truthful with all you babes out there, I'm sorta kinda getting sick of the playboy lifestyle. Call me Captain Morgan if you so desire. I mean, I'm not ready for anything super long term.
It's not that I'm afraid of commitment; I'm still married by law. A little something about Mr Morgan … that is Captain Morgan to you, people say I'm a bad boy. But like that china man proverb you can't judge a book by it's cover, just 'cause mine has a rockin' ride, complete with a rang’. I drive a classic car (Morris Oxford Series 3 you just gotta check it out) which is perfect for cruisin', sippin' Morgan Spice (FYI – Born in the Caribbean), and "more" (wink wink). I'm also a bold flavor man from way back to the land of times and things.
I'm not one of those cold corns who lets it get down to the flat and warm spit … I'm right on point with something to wet your tongue properly. If you want a mental picture of what my touch is like, just jump into in pool at 2:58 am…. listening to “pour some sugar on me” by Def Leppard . (Disclaimer: Please don't do that and get crippled, just picture it. It's the ultimate feeling in carnal passion.) Also, I'm always good for the best anytime, anywhere, and I'm not stingy like Sunil… Chief and the boys here who will buy you an imitation Morgan.
Give me holla …lets roll.