It means your woman isn't doing her job properly

You need to reprimand her a little

I think Riff is complaining because he is the one sweeping and wiping every week. 

If the bed was moving up and down there would be a natural airflow generated to disperse any dust accumulation.

what is wrong with him doing that?

Don't get me wrong Stormy. I perform the same chores. I share all the household chores(cooking, dishwashing, laundry etc.) with my wife.

And if Riff does that, good for his wife.

Are you saying people with 'active relationships' have cleaner areas under their beds ?

Working for the phone company and doing home service, I have seen just about everything under beds, underwear, used condoms and once a dead rat.   People need to move beds to service bedroom phone jacks.    

The movements had to like the earthquake that demolished Haiti.

Saw any live cyats above the bed bai?

There was an oversize one in a nightie, but needed a bath.

There was a guy who took all the advantages and was paid in cash.

Some house wives are lonely people.   

Stop hiding under the bed!  You won't notice

Demtings got name ...dust bunnies.

Had my share of home service did it for ten

years,meet all kind of people rich-poor,hoarders

druggies,clean houses,dirty houses with dog

poop,cat piss i recall i went to a house first floor

packed with newspaper and magazines to the

ceiling there were tracks like a maze,one stunk

so bad i hold my breath finish what i had to do

and get out of there.

That is some rough stuff there Django. Some people sure keep there homes untidy and dirty.

That is a smart guy.

Kaz talking about dirty,never expected that in

a first world country,i kneel down once on a carpet

my pants soaked with cat piss.At first i had a driver

assistant,white guy i said to him how the heck people

live like that can we report to some authorities,his

reply was tough call nothing can be done.

Had some movers come by and while moving the spoke about some of what they see. The previous day they were at a cop's place and when they moved his couch there was his snot collection he rolled up and tossed at the back. hehehehe

Outta site Outta mind.

Wah happen Riff the work bench doan see wuk?

One woman had about 100 cats  and she  kept the summer house locked tight, the smell was so  overwhelming that  I could not finish the job, because I was gaging to throw up.

Some people are very  dirty, but recently during one of our inter-generational video recording with teens interviewing 90+ seniors about their life and contribution to our city. I was told to wear white socks to the interview. It was an Italian guy living alone.

In traditional Italian style he served us coffee with Italian Danish and wine.  

One job I had that I felt the guy trained his wife right... 

I entered the house and she said to talk to him about instructions. I was talking to the guy in the bath tub naked. During our conversation she placed a board across the tub and put  his coffee, bacon, eggs and toast on it.

At one time, I went out with  Inger from Denmark and would  occasionally say, can I have a bite of you, she would say why and I would reply, because you are a sweet Danish.

One Friday evening we went for a walk  in the park and tying to be romantic because I wanted the evening to end 'good'.  I said, what a beautiful moon out tonight.. After a short hesitation, she replied, its not the moon Tola, its the street light through the trees.

After a couple of tense dates to ease the separation, she married a German guy.

It is interesting how easy our life could have been so different. I feel circumstance and faith makes us what we are.          

He rass almost get fired when one women tried to blackmail him for cash

and almost destroyed his family.

He is lucky for receiving his company pension today.

Three Hydro guys after work, had  a few beers and while driving the company truck home, they killed an older lady.

They were fired and charged, losing all benefits and pension, plus they were older guys who would have retired soon.      

I jump on the bed regularly....so there is up and down movement

True.. there is saying what is destined for you

no man can take it away.

I have a very high intolerance for overwhelming smell unless it is French inspired perfume. In Guyana we had open environment that even though we had so many mangy dogs, they didn't smell as the ones here that look so healthy. I think it is because our environment here are not as open. All around our house in Guyana had more wall occupied by louvre windows than wood. Here it is mostly very small windows and lots of stucco. If the occupants are untidy or filthy, it makes it worse. We still don't wear shoes in our house and you can virtually eat off the floor. The whole house has laminated floor (except the bathrooms). 

I would have hoped that the wife was in the tub instead.  

One has to take some chances sometimes. While women are seen as sluts for that kind of behavior, men are seen as studs. I would not have lost any sleep worrying about that.

Ksa, it did not occurred that it would have been nice to have her in the tub naked.

I would have tried to get very detail instructions that I doing understand, so the conversation would continue, while I survey the surroundings.   

Forget about the instructions tolabai. I would have suddenly felt the need to take a bath.

One time I had to go to my co worker's home for something or the other. It was early and she had her robe on after her bath. So I entered the house and the next thing I know, she dropped the robe and said, "this is for you". Well, I was always taught that it was disrespectful to refuse gifts so I obliged. Nothing better than not having to spring for a hotel room.  Who say one can't mix pleasure with business?

Whoa Kaz!

I the man Ray.

YESSSSS!!!! Let nothing go to waste.

Bai, there was this Polish co-worker who once told me that we get along so well, we may either become long lost friends or have an affair. Neither happened because although she was very good looking, I wasn't interested because during that time, I had morals.   I have been hustled a few times over the years.

Way to go Ksa...I don't refuse gifts either...opportunity knocks only once.

One job I was on, the women in her nightie was showing me where she wanted the work done, as she bent over both of he boobs fell off the top of her dress and she was not concerned about putting it back right away.

I was looking at her boobs and she continue talking about the location of the job.

When she finally put it back in, I had to get her to repeat the instructions.

I thought she would have said, weren't you looking where I was pointing?

I would have said I was looking at something pointed alright and it was not your finger.

It didn't seem to faze her at all.