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An old man went into a drugstore to buy Viagra.
"Can I have 6 tablets cut in quarters" he asked.

"Sure I can cut them but a quarter tablet wouldn't give you a full erection" said the pharmacist.

"Look buddy" said the old man, "I am 96, I don't need an erection, I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't pee on my slippers"

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Former Member

Funny stuff
the things we have to look forward to

10/5/1110:31 PM

cainTired old hippie

Not me, Iman doan wear slippers.

10/5/1110:42 PM

AmralSenior Member

so Cain yuh still shrinking inch by inch eh

10/6/118:55 AM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by amral:
so Cain yuh still shrinking inch by inch eh

keep track of that it might disappear

10/6/114:00 PM

cainTired old hippie

quote:
Originally posted by amral:
so Cain yuh still shrinking inch by inch eh

YOu rass wake up early fo tell me dat?

10/6/116:47 PM

TolaSenior Member

quote:
Originally posted by cain:
quote:
Originally posted by amral:
so Cain yuh still shrinking inch by inch eh

YOu rass wake up early fo tell me dat?

Confirmation na get no time limit.

10/6/117:33 PM

SunilAdmin

too much grass affecting the cainster's size

10/6/117:38 PM

TolaSenior Member

quote:
Originally posted by Sunil:
too much grass affecting the cainster's size

For the sake of his manhood, We have to keep cainster out of British Columbia, where they grow the best bud in the world.

10/6/119:50 PM

cainTired old hippie

quote:
Originally posted by Tola:
quote:
Originally posted by Sunil:
too much grass affecting the cainster's size

For the sake of his manhood, We have to keep cainster out of British Columbia, where they grow the best bud in the world.

You gotta be shittin me. hehe

10/6/1110:16 PM

Former Member

Huh? So it's finger-some instead of handsome?

10/7/115:54 PM

cainTired old hippie

quote:
Originally posted by Jungle Girl:
Huh? So it's finger-some instead of handsome?

You hitting hard gurlfren, hehehe

10/8/112:06 AM

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