Heard mid flight on another airliner: "This is the captain speaking, we're now cruising at 35 thousand feet and...oh SCHITT!"
Long silence, then finally :"Sorry folks, while making that announcement I spilled hot coffee on myself. You should see the front of my pants!"
One of the passengers yelled "That's nothing, you should see the back of mine!"
Long silence, then finally :"Sorry folks, while making that announcement I spilled hot coffee on myself. You should see the front of my pants!"
One of the passengers yelled "That's nothing, you should see the back of mine!"