After years of not returning to the homeland, I'v decided to go and take my wife along with me. We're travelling from NYC to T&T to spend a few days before heading to Granger Paradise. On the rebound from Paradise, back to T&T to Florida, then to Canada for a few days before returning home to Trump country.
Any advise on my trip to Guyana?
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Hold yuh friggin pocket tight and sleep with one eye open!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
enjoy
Nehru posted:Hold yuh friggin pocket tight and sleep with one eye open!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
especially in Florida
RiffRaff posted:enjoy
Are you out of your God damn mind, where does enjoy fit in with looking out for Pick Pockets, Police looking for bribes, sleeping with one eye open??????
Be careful in Guyana, with precautions you might take in any other developing country, that is much worse than Guyana.
Don't use ice if you don't know how it was made and walk with a roll of toilet paper in your backpack. Because it is not a shitty laughing matter.
Prince posted:After years of not returning to the homeland, I'v decided to go and take my wife along with me. We're travelling from NYC to T&T to spend a few days before heading to Granger Paradise. On the rebound from Paradise, back to T&T to Florida, then to Canada for a few days before returning home to Trump country.
Any advise on my trip to Guyana?
Yes. If it's SAD that you have to go, DON'T GO.
Best of luck Prince. Be vigilant at all times. Trying to blend in too much might be a giveaway
Prince posted:Any advise on my trip to Guyana?
Enjoy a wonderful time there.
Enjoy your trip,with good company in the homeland,you will be ok.
Price, dont forget to bring back Demico Cherry wine and Black Pudding. Please do not bring back Blackout and Black Power.
Oye Prince Charming, this is too funny! When I offered Alena's pennies to buy a ticket for you, did I shame you into finally leaving the comforts of NYC and go?? So after all your postings on GNI, you're finally heading there; I'm impressed.
Prince, carry plenty candles and Search Lights with Nuff Nuff Energizer Batteries. Blackouts are now 3 times per day.
Nehru posted:Prince, carry plenty candles and Search Lights with Nuff Nuff Energizer Batteries. Blackouts are now 3 times per day.
fake news
Good work, Riff. Call him out when he lies.
That is suicidal. If anything goes wrong ,blame the GNI PNC crew, we all know them.
RiffRaff posted:Nehru posted:Prince, carry plenty candles and Search Lights with Nuff Nuff Energizer Batteries. Blackouts are now 3 times per day.
fake news
Wait, you worst than Trump. People are dealing with Blackouts daily and you call it Fake. Al YUh really crazy pun GNI.
Nehru posted:Hold yuh friggin pocket tight and sleep with one eye open!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shut your poke!
Prince posted:After years of not returning to the homeland, I'v decided to go and take my wife along with me. We're travelling from NYC to T&T to spend a few days before heading to Granger Paradise. On the rebound from Paradise, back to T&T to Florida, then to Canada for a few days before returning home to Trump country.
Any advise on my trip to Guyana?
Prince,
Have yourself a wonderful and safe vacation.
Wifey is with you so I know you will be in check
The only advise I can give is do not let your guards down, both in Guyana and Trinidad.
Ok, Guys. This is my 007 plan:
1. Only carry on suitcases with personal items.
2. We are not bringing back anything. (sorry Nehru) 
We will not disclose the date of our trip, not even to GNIers.(But soon). 
3. We already booked a hotel for two night in GT., to plan out where we go and when we go.
4. I have my laptop to transfer money whenever needed.
5. I am not staying anywhere for too long. One day or less at each place.
6. Pay close attention to drunkards, family and people who stay home doing nothing.
6. I have travelers checks and limited U.S. currency.
7. I have my Guyanese side kick to do all the spending on my behalf. He's is already paid in advance.
8. I intend to have a great time. When yall miss me for a month to six weeks I am gone.
Nehru, ah de want to ask you to take this trip with us. You could help me fetch the candies and bring back nuff jamoon wine and (stay home darling).
Prince, I am glad you took me up on my suggestion. Pay a visit to Ramjattan and let him know what you think about the crime situation and how it relates to the education policies, the home and village mentality.
Prince go and visit Queenstown Masjid and ask the Imaam to give you the shahada.
Prince, are you going to visit dat namakaram Crabdaag?? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prince, please delete the last 2 letters in 'announced' in the thread title. I think Riff added them to confuse you.
Nehru posted:Prince, are you going to visit dat namakaram Crabdaag?? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If the neemakaram is Ramjattan, my brother voted for the coalition government. I will definitely put two wrang side slap on his ass before I leave.
Nah dat is Stupidee Bill Rags Uncle I am talking about!!!!!!!
Leonora posted:Prince, please delete the last 2 letters in 'announced' in the thread title. I think Riff added them to confuse you.
Gyal, that's not Riffraff confusion. It's my mistake to use past tense instead of present tense. I can live my grammar error than to have Riffraff's confusion anytime. It's to late to edit anyway.
Prince, definitely don't wear that crown in Guyana. Wear old clothes, speak creolese and try to blend in.
Leonora posted:Prince, definitely don't wear that crown in Guyana. Wear old clothes, speak creolese and try to blend in.
He should also not parade with his coloured PJ's in the street. lol
Prince posted:Ok, Guys. This is my 007 plan:
1. Only carry on suitcases with personal items.
2. We are not bringing back anything. (sorry Nehru)
We will not disclose the date of our trip, not even to GNIers.(But soon).
3. We already booked a hotel for two night in GT., to plan out where we go and when we go.
4. I have my laptop to transfer money whenever needed.
5. I am not staying anywhere for too long. One day or less at each place.
6. Pay close attention to drunkards, family and people who stay home doing nothing.
6. I have travelers checks and limited U.S. currency.
7. I have my Guyanese side kick to do all the spending on my behalf. He's is already paid in advance.
8. I intend to have a great time. When yall miss me for a month to six weeks I am gone.
Nehru, ah de want to ask you to take this trip with us. You could help me fetch the candies and bring back nuff jamoon wine and (stay home darling).
I hope you are speaking in the past tense and the trip is already done. It is a mistake to inform lilmohan, djangy, tola, cain and warrior of your plans to visit the homeland. These folks can easily get their cohorts in the pnc to apprehend you at the airport.
Drugb posted:Prince posted:Ok, Guys. This is my 007 plan:
1. Only carry on suitcases with personal items.
2. We are not bringing back anything. (sorry Nehru)
We will not disclose the date of our trip, not even to GNIers.(But soon).
3. We already booked a hotel for two night in GT., to plan out where we go and when we go.
4. I have my laptop to transfer money whenever needed.
5. I am not staying anywhere for too long. One day or less at each place.
6. Pay close attention to drunkards, family and people who stay home doing nothing.
6. I have travelers checks and limited U.S. currency.
7. I have my Guyanese side kick to do all the spending on my behalf. He's is already paid in advance.
8. I intend to have a great time. When yall miss me for a month to six weeks I am gone.
Nehru, ah de want to ask you to take this trip with us. You could help me fetch the candies and bring back nuff jamoon wine and (stay home darling).
I hope you are speaking in the past tense and the trip is already done. It is a mistake to inform lilmohan, djangy, tola, cain and warrior of your plans to visit the homeland. These folks can easily get their cohorts in the pnc to apprehend you at the airport.
I hope the Prince does not make the news and end up on Drugb's crime thread.
Put yuh suite case behind yuh....an waak bakwards
Drugb posted:Prince posted:Ok, Guys. This is my 007 plan:
1. Only carry on suitcases with personal items.
2. We are not bringing back anything. (sorry Nehru)
We will not disclose the date of our trip, not even to GNIers.(But soon).
3. We already booked a hotel for two night in GT., to plan out where we go and when we go.
4. I have my laptop to transfer money whenever needed.
5. I am not staying anywhere for too long. One day or less at each place.
6. Pay close attention to drunkards, family and people who stay home doing nothing.
6. I have travelers checks and limited U.S. currency.
7. I have my Guyanese side kick to do all the spending on my behalf. He's is already paid in advance.
8. I intend to have a great time. When yall miss me for a month to six weeks I am gone.
Nehru, ah de want to ask you to take this trip with us. You could help me fetch the candies and bring back nuff jamoon wine and (stay home darling).
I hope you are speaking in the past tense and the trip is already done. It is a mistake to inform lilmohan, djangy, tola, cain and warrior of your plans to visit the homeland. These folks can easily get their cohorts in the pnc to apprehend you at the airport.
Dankey, what Mr Ramjattan have done in two years is a million times better than those failures under your PPP/C. Crime is down and that is a fact.
Prince, you will be safe. I think you are related with Prak thru the jingy and pumkin vines.
Prince, regarding #6 of your 007 plan.
Due to the large number of fraud with traveller's cheques, some banks don't take them. Those that take them, your signature has to be clearly and EXCATLY as your passport. Even them, it might take about 2 hours to cash, with about six people approval them at the bank, after a number of phone calls.
Take your funds with a bit in different ways, eg. laptop transfer, cash and limited amount of TT, because they might be hard to cash.
We stopped taking cash/TT and transfer our funds thru a bank, with limited withdrawals at the teller or ATM. I believe Scotia ATM allows GY$30,000/day
Carry a small discrete camera and use your expensive cell phone secretly. Don't carry your backpack on your back and women purse to be held in front. Keep things only in your front pocket and you can even walk with a money/passport belt under your shirt. Keep the pouch in front.
Watch the hands of the people examining you bags at TT and GY airport. Don't get distracted.
Be aware of people you might know as 'friends' , never take out too much cash at one time . Keep main cash safely and use small amounts for spending.
Always look behind, to see if you are being followed.
After a few days as you get more comfortable with the place, the nervousness and anxiety might go away, but always be aware of your surroundings.
Me see people get off the plane with gold chain/rings and de first thing me say ' dem rass mad'.
But most important enjoy Guyana, me know the feeling to go back after all the uncertainty. .
Tola posted:Prince, regarding #6 of your 007 plan.
Due to the large number of fraud with traveller's cheques, some banks don't take them. Those that take them, your signature has to be clearly and EXCATLY as your passport. Even them, it might take about 2 hours to cash, with about six people approval them at the bank, after a number of phone calls.
Take your funds with a bit in different ways, eg. laptop transfer, cash and limited amount of TT, because they might be hard to cash.
We stopped taking cash/TT and transfer our funds thru a bank, with limited withdrawals at the teller or ATM. I believe Scotia ATM allows GY$30,000/day
Carry a small discrete camera and use your expensive cell phone secretly. Don't carry your backpack on your back and women purse to be held in front. Keep things only in your front pocket and you can even walk with a money/passport belt under your shirt. Keep the pouch in front.
Watch the hands of the people examining you bags at TT and GY airport. Don't get distracted.
Be aware of people you might know as 'friends' , never take out too much cash at one time . Keep main cash safely and use small amounts for spending.
Always look behind, to see if you are being followed.
After a few days as you get more comfortable with the place, the nervousness and anxiety might go away, but always be aware of your surroundings.
Me see people get off the plane with gold chain/rings and de first thing me say ' dem rass mad'.
But most important enjoy Guyana, me know the feeling to go back after all the uncertainty. .
Excellent advice even though paranoid at times. This makes me wonder if you are the Fagin in charge of Granger's angels, as you seem intimately familiar with all their techniques to rob and kill.
Fagin - A conniving career criminal. Fagin takes in homeless children and trains them to pick pockets for him. He is also a buyer of other peopleâs stolen goods. He rarely commits crimes himself, preferring to employ others to commit themâand often suffer legal retributionâin his place.
Drugb posted:Tola posted:Prince, regarding #6 of your 007 plan.
Due to the large number of fraud with traveller's cheques, some banks don't take them. Those that take them, your signature has to be clearly and EXCATLY as your passport. Even them, it might take about 2 hours to cash, with about six people approval them at the bank, after a number of phone calls.
Take your funds with a bit in different ways, eg. laptop transfer, cash and limited amount of TT, because they might be hard to cash.
We stopped taking cash/TT and transfer our funds thru a bank, with limited withdrawals at the teller or ATM. I believe Scotia ATM allows GY$30,000/day
Carry a small discrete camera and use your expensive cell phone secretly. Don't carry your backpack on your back and women purse to be held in front. Keep things only in your front pocket and you can even walk with a money/passport belt under your shirt. Keep the pouch in front.
Watch the hands of the people examining you bags at TT and GY airport. Don't get distracted.
Be aware of people you might know as 'friends' , never take out too much cash at one time . Keep main cash safely and use small amounts for spending.
Always look behind, to see if you are being followed.
After a few days as you get more comfortable with the place, the nervousness and anxiety might go away, but always be aware of your surroundings.
Me see people get off the plane with gold chain/rings and de first thing me say ' dem rass mad'.
But most important enjoy Guyana, me know the feeling to go back after all the uncertainty. .
Excellent advice even though paranoid at times. This makes me wonder if you are the Fagin in charge of Granger's angels, as you seem intimately familiar with all their techniques to rob and kill.
Fagin - A conniving career criminal. Fagin takes in homeless children and trains them to pick pockets for him. He is also a buyer of other peopleâs stolen goods. He rarely commits crimes himself, preferring to employ others to commit themâand often suffer legal retributionâin his place.
My friends on GNI, money is plentiful for us to use. I already send money to Guyana. Plus, I have buddy friends who are money changers. They want me to pay them in USD in America. All of that is covered.
I intend to get a great time, guys. 
Price dealing with the underworld?
Good bye GNI. I hope to see you all in 6 to 8 weeks. I want Nehru to behave himself while I am gone. If money left over, I will treat you at Good Hope. Please check the news to make sure I didn't make the headlines. Thanks for everyone advise. Peace out and be good. 
Chief posted:Price dealing with the underworld?
You head good? And you ask the man to go visit Queenstown masjid? Are you saying the man carrying some ill gotten cash for the masjid?
Prince posted:Good bye GNI. I hope to see you all in 6 to 8 weeks. I want Nehru to behave himself while I am gone. If money left over, I will treat you at Good Hope. Please check the news to make sure I didn't make the headlines. Thanks for everyone advise. Peace out and be good.
Enjoy bhai,
i know you is wan old head and will be ok.
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