Longest Nerve In The Body
Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that
connects the eyeball to the anus?
It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving
people a shitty outlook on life.
If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your arse and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eyes.
Ahhhh yessss! My public service is done for the day!