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Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

'I'll be home whenever I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.

I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, golfing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?'

His new bride said:
'No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not.'

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Former Member

And that's how you start going home straight from work ...?

9/4/123:45 PM

ballSenior Member

How you know he does wuk.

9/5/124:21 PM

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