My goal for 2016 is to lose 10 pounds.  Only 15 to go.

Ate salad for dinner!  Mostly croutons & tomatoes.  Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce.  And cheese.   FINE, it was a pizza.  I ate a pizza.

How to prepare Tofu:
1.  Throw it in the trash.
2.  Grill some fish.

I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.

I don't mean to brag but......I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Kids today don't know how easy they have it.  When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.

Senility has been a smooth transition for me.

Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school? Me neither.

I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented…. I forgot where I was going with this. Ohhh well.

I love being over 60.   I learn something new every day……. and forget 5 others.

A thief broke into my house last night......He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.

My dentist told me I need a crown.  I was like:  I KNOW, right?

I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.

PS:  Sunday, March 13, 2016 began Daylight Savings Time.  I hope that you didn't forget to set your bathroom scale back 10 pounds last Saturday night.