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NEGRO PRAYER

Back in the days of steam ships, only rich white people sailed at sea. One day while sailing, something suddenly happened to the ship. It was about to sink. Terrified, the white folks aboard didn't know what to do. Someone suggested that they do what the Negroes did.. "Pray". Unfortunately, no one knew what to say. So they called "Thomas", a black cook on the ship and asked him to pray. Thomas agreed, came up on deck, removed his cap and began like this:

"LAWD one day I wuz hongray,

I went to a restrant to git me sumpin' to eat!..

An da sign said:
'FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY.'

Den, I went to da water fountin to git
me some wauter an da sign said:

'FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY.'

Den Lawd, I went to de toilet room and da sign said:
'FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY'.

So Lawd Almitee....when dis here big 'ol boat sanks.. let it be:

'FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY.'

In yo name I pray,
Amen

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cainTired old hippie

7/21/116:18 PM

Mr.TI pity the fool

quote:
Originally posted by bird:
Back in the days of steam ships, only rich white people sailed at sea.

Pure lies. Most black people came to the Americas via sailing ships direct from Africa before the steam ships were even invented. It's due to the fast numbers of black people using sailing ships that the route became cheaper and cheaper.

7/21/116:35 PM

Former Member

Mr T
Is just you, or all does all the people in the UK
don't have a sense of humor
Lighten up .

7/22/111:07 AM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by Bash:
Mr T
Is just you, or all does all the people in the UK
don't have a sense of humor
Lighten up .

Nah, I think they just stupid with bad teeth

7/22/118:03 AM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by Mr.T:
Pure lies. Most black people came to the Americas via sailing ships direct from Africa before the steam ships were even invented. It's due to the fast numbers of black people using sailing ships that the route became cheaper and cheaper.

Its a friken joke for crying out loud...rass

7/22/119:16 AM

VillagebelleProud Nanee

and its a darn hilarious joke!!

7/22/119:56 AM

Former Member

Us white people really don't think so.

7/22/1111:39 AM

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