Wednesday saw hundreds of New Yorkers left frustrated when city authorities put the kibosh on a giveaway that aimed to deliver battery-operated pleasure devices to 10,000 lucky citizens. Unfortunately for newspaper columnists, the halt on free vibrators was nothing to do with prudish attempts to police sexual desire (Americans are free to buzz it up to their hearts' content – unless they live in Alabama where sex toys are illegal, presumably along with anything else fun), but was more to do with mundane concerns about whether or not the dildo distributors had the proper permit. Thankfully, the authorities have reassessed the situation and allowed the sex toy free-for-all to continue, but not without having annoyed a lot of women (and some men) who had taken unofficial office breaks to queue at a makeshift hot dog stand in order to get their hands on their very own plastic penis.