No farting in Afghanistan

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Sunil

The Pentagon has ordered the US soldiers to stop farting in public, apparently everytime they let loose the locals dive for cover

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/310782

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AmralSenior Member

For the military that means no more gas blasters, bean bombers, flame-throwers or anal acoustics at night. The roar of morning thunder, air biscuits or flatulence by any name will no longer be tolerated. Anything but an inaudible passing of gas could get you in trouble if it's within earshot of an Afghani, according to Battle Rattle.

8/27/119:39 AM

Former Member

You can shoot to kill is ok, but fart man I tell you them goin rip yo batty out.

8/27/119:34 PM

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