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Once upon a time, a pilot asked a beautiful princess,

"Will you marry me?"............The princess said, "No!"

And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted flight attendants and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank Weihenstephaner German beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate cold leftover meals, potato chips and beans and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up ........

The end.

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Former Member

All that happiness. Was he gay?

Former Member

Now, now why would he be gay?

10/3/1211:38 PM

cainTired old hippie

Doan worry with dem blind people dem Miraver, they aint seen this part.

And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted flight attendants and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank Weihenstephaner German

10/3/1211:46 PM

cainTired old hippie

I actually like dat part, I had to come in an read it agin.

10/3/1211:49 PM

Former Member

Lol...Cain too funny

ballSenior Member

But is why you is tellin everybody bout me for the only thing I is no pilot a hire car driver yes> Um is about the same transport of people. No!

cainTired old hippie

Originally Posted by ball:

But is why you is tellin everybody bout me for the only thing I is no pilot a hire car driver yes> Um is about the same transport of people. No!

The way Iman heard it, hire cars does fly too.

Former Member

Originally Posted by cain:

Doan worry with dem blind people dem Miraver, they aint seen this part.

lol...Cain, maybe TI vex that he ain't de one chasing all dem women

antabantawild wild wicked and wild

..... and to his dying day Cain wished he was a pilot.

10/13/123:07 PM

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