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FM
Former Member

Traditionally in Guyana, December 15 is pay day for public servants, teachers, policemen, soldiers, nurses etc. It's a day highly anticipated because of the Christmas shopping season. In my time I used to throw a box-hand with workmates and collect my lump sum on December 15. I understand that some teachers are still throwing box-hand, a small man's way of building a nest egg. 

Today public servants will get their regular pay plus a measly $25,000 "bonus". It should have been more and the GPSU has rightly deplored it. As it happens, this coincides with the revelation of the names of government scholarship awardees and the sums of expenses incurred. Disappointment and frustration are growing among coalition supporters and others. 

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skeldon_man posted:
caribny posted:
Bibi Haniffa posted:

This wouldn't stop them from voting PNC in 2020.  Many are still living in denial. 

Well why should they vote PPP when they weren't better off?

Why did they vote PNC when they knew that the PNC were treasury thieves, kick down door, ban everything etc.?

For the same reason that others voted PPP even though they knew that a drug baron, with Colombia cocaine mafia connections, killed a PPP minister, and yet was protected.  And all of those PPP officials who were so poor in 1992 that they couldn't afford a bicycle, suddenly owning huge mansions.

FM
caribny posted:
skeldon_man posted:
caribny posted:
Bibi Haniffa posted:

This wouldn't stop them from voting PNC in 2020.  Many are still living in denial. 

Well why should they vote PPP when they weren't better off?

Why did they vote PNC when they knew that the PNC were treasury thieves, kick down door, ban everything etc.?

For the same reason that others voted PPP even though they knew that a drug baron, with Colombia cocaine mafia connections, killed a PPP minister, and yet was protected.  And all of those PPP officials who were so poor in 1992 that they couldn't afford a bicycle, suddenly owning huge mansions.

Banna since you know who killed the minister, you should give yo government the information to appoint a committee to investigate.  

Secondly.. do you know if the PPP officials take mortgage on their mansion , if you don't have evidence.. shut yo trap.  

FM

MEMO TO PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE BIBI HANIFFA

Esteemed Madam, we have to sign a coalition accord and name it THE RIFFRAFF ACCORD.

We have to decide on a Cabinet so that voters will know what they're getting before election day. I hereby suggest the following names:

Django = Minister of Agriculture

Yuji22 = Minister of Natural Resources

Mitwah = Minister of Home Affairs

Baseman = Attorney General/Minister of Legal Affairs

Alena06 = Minister of Education and Youth

Cain = Minister of Culture and Sports

Demerara_Guy = Minister of Oil and Energy

VVP = Minister of Works and Hydraulics

Caribny = Minister of Foreign Affairs

RiffRaff = Minister of Trade and Industry

Chief = Minister of Social Cohesion and Religious Affairs

Madam Bibi Haniffa, feel free to veto any names mentioned above. Also, I defer to you the decision on a Minister of Finance, Minister of Health, Minister of Local Government, Minister of Housing, Minister of Information etc.

As your loyal running mate, I hereby pledge to respect your choices. You're da BOSS. 

FM
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Gilbakka posted:

MEMO TO PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE BIBI HANIFFA

Esteemed Madam, we have to sign a coalition accord and name it THE RIFFRAFF ACCORD.

We have to decide on a Cabinet so that voters will know what they're getting before election day. I hereby suggest the following names:

Django = Minister of Agriculture

Yuji22 = Minister of Natural Resources

Mitwah = Minister of Home Affairs

Baseman = Attorney General/Minister of Legal Affairs

Alena06 = Minister of Education and Youth

Cain = Minister of Culture and Sports

Demerara_Guy = Minister of Oil and Energy

VVP = Minister of Works and Hydraulics

Caribny = Minister of Foreign Affairs

RiffRaff = Minister of Trade and Industry

Chief = Minister of Social Cohesion and Religious Affairs

Madam Bibi Haniffa, feel free to veto any names mentioned above. Also, I defer to you the decision on a Minister of Finance, Minister of Health, Minister of Local Government, Minister of Housing, Minister of Information etc.

As your loyal running mate, I hereby pledge to respect your choices. You're da BOSS. 

By the powers vested in me, I hereby concur with your decision-making powers and pledge full support to the prospective Ministers mentioned above.  As your humble servant, I would like to add the Ministry of Diversity to The CaribJ portfolio.

I would further like to add the Ministry of Cut and Paste to Django's portfolio.

Chief has indicated that since he is not socially cohesive, he would like to relinquish that post to Mitwah.  He will remain our Honourable Minister of Religous Affairs.

Bibi Haniffa
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12 plait kangaroo bullwhip

BiBi you gonna need this 4ft 2inches bullwhip.  The handle is thin and 8 inches long, the thong is 42 inches. You gonna need it to whip some of these radicals to keep the peace. What is social cohesive? Is that some kind of new disease? Perhaps the honorable Leonora can take this on. I would also like to have the Honorable Drugb to be a Minister within my Ministry. He is good at keeping track of the crime stats and I can use his IT ability.

Mitwah
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Bibi Haniffa posted:
Gilbakka posted:

MEMO TO PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE BIBI HANIFFA

Esteemed Madam, we have to sign a coalition accord and name it THE RIFFRAFF ACCORD.

We have to decide on a Cabinet so that voters will know what they're getting before election day. I hereby suggest the following names:

Django = Minister of Agriculture

Yuji22 = Minister of Natural Resources

Mitwah = Minister of Home Affairs

Baseman = Attorney General/Minister of Legal Affairs

Alena06 = Minister of Education and Youth

Cain = Minister of Culture and Sports

Demerara_Guy = Minister of Oil and Energy

VVP = Minister of Works and Hydraulics

Caribny = Minister of Foreign Affairs

RiffRaff = Minister of Trade and Industry

Chief = Minister of Social Cohesion and Religious Affairs

Madam Bibi Haniffa, feel free to veto any names mentioned above. Also, I defer to you the decision on a Minister of Finance, Minister of Health, Minister of Local Government, Minister of Housing, Minister of Information etc.

As your loyal running mate, I hereby pledge to respect your choices. You're da BOSS. 

By the powers vested in me, I hereby concur with your decision-making powers and pledge full support to the prospective Ministers mentioned above.  As your humble servant, I would like to add the Ministry of Diversity to The CaribJ portfolio.

I would further like to add the Ministry of Cut and Paste to Django's portfolio.

Chief has indicated that since he is not socially cohesive, he would like to relinquish that post to Mitwah.  He will remain our Honourable Minister of Religous Affairs.

Your word is my command, Your Excellency. And I fully agree that Mitwah should succeed Amna as Minister of Social Cohesion. 

BTW, Madam, I respectfully ask you: Do you think we need a Minister of the Presidency also? If so, who is the best candidate?

FM
Bibi Haniffa posted:
Gilbakka posted:

MEMO TO PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE BIBI HANIFFA

Esteemed Madam, we have to sign a coalition accord and name it THE RIFFRAFF ACCORD.

We have to decide on a Cabinet so that voters will know what they're getting before election day. I hereby suggest the following names:

Django = Minister of Agriculture

Yuji22 = Minister of Natural Resources

Mitwah = Minister of Home Affairs

Baseman = Attorney General/Minister of Legal Affairs

Alena06 = Minister of Education and Youth

Cain = Minister of Culture and Sports

Demerara_Guy = Minister of Oil and Energy

VVP = Minister of Works and Hydraulics

Caribny = Minister of Foreign Affairs

RiffRaff = Minister of Trade and Industry

Chief = Minister of Social Cohesion and Religious Affairs

Madam Bibi Haniffa, feel free to veto any names mentioned above. Also, I defer to you the decision on a Minister of Finance, Minister of Health, Minister of Local Government, Minister of Housing, Minister of Information etc.

As your loyal running mate, I hereby pledge to respect your choices. You're da BOSS. 

By the powers vested in me, I hereby concur with your decision-making powers and pledge full support to the prospective Ministers mentioned above.  As your humble servant, I would like to add the Ministry of Diversity to The CaribJ portfolio.

I would further like to add the Ministry of Cut and Paste to Django's portfolio.

Chief has indicated that since he is not socially cohesive, he would like to relinquish that post to Mitwah.  He will remain our Honourable Minister of Religous Affairs.

The Guyanese Prince = Minister of Finance

D2 = Minister of Amerindian Affairs

Nehru = Minister of House Slaves under the Ministry of Housing

Billy Ram = Minister of Information

Since the government cannot afford to buy aspirin for GPH, there will be no Ministry of Health.

Bibi Haniffa
Mitwah posted:
yuji22 posted:

Gil,

Do you think that you can add a new Ministerial Position for D2 ?

Either Special Presidential Advisor or Chief of Staff ?

How about Minister for the First Nation People?

Our Bibi-Gilly coalition will not make ministerial appointments for any ethnic group. Soon Prashad might fight for Minister of East Indian Affairs. That is JHANJHAT.

FM
Gilbakka posted:
Bibi Haniffa posted:
Gilbakka posted:

MEMO TO PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE BIBI HANIFFA

Esteemed Madam, we have to sign a coalition accord and name it THE RIFFRAFF ACCORD.

We have to decide on a Cabinet so that voters will know what they're getting before election day. I hereby suggest the following names:

Django = Minister of Agriculture

Yuji22 = Minister of Natural Resources

Mitwah = Minister of Home Affairs

Baseman = Attorney General/Minister of Legal Affairs

Alena06 = Minister of Education and Youth

Cain = Minister of Culture and Sports

Demerara_Guy = Minister of Oil and Energy

VVP = Minister of Works and Hydraulics

Caribny = Minister of Foreign Affairs

RiffRaff = Minister of Trade and Industry

Chief = Minister of Social Cohesion and Religious Affairs

Madam Bibi Haniffa, feel free to veto any names mentioned above. Also, I defer to you the decision on a Minister of Finance, Minister of Health, Minister of Local Government, Minister of Housing, Minister of Information etc.

As your loyal running mate, I hereby pledge to respect your choices. You're da BOSS. 

By the powers vested in me, I hereby concur with your decision-making powers and pledge full support to the prospective Ministers mentioned above.  As your humble servant, I would like to add the Ministry of Diversity to The CaribJ portfolio.

I would further like to add the Ministry of Cut and Paste to Django's portfolio.

Chief has indicated that since he is not socially cohesive, he would like to relinquish that post to Mitwah.  He will remain our Honourable Minister of Religous Affairs.

Your word is my command, Your Excellency. And I fully agree that Mitwah should succeed Amna as Minister of Social Cohesion. 

BTW, Madam, I respectfully ask you: Do you think we need a Minister of the Presidency also? If so, who is the best candidate?

Under a secret contract, the President-Elect has appointed Mr. Jagdeo as her personal Advisor, and as such, there will be no need for a Minister of the Presidency.  No time for big government.  This will be a lean and mean democratic machine!

Bibi Haniffa
Gilbakka posted:
Mitwah posted:
yuji22 posted:

Gil,

Do you think that you can add a new Ministerial Position for D2 ?

Either Special Presidential Advisor or Chief of Staff ?

How about Minister for the First Nation People?

Our Bibi-Gilly coalition will not make ministerial appointments for any ethnic group. Soon Prashad might fight for Minister of East Indian Affairs. That is JHANJHAT.

I agree. It's anti cohesive.

Mitwah
Bibi Haniffa posted:
Imran posted:

Comrade, how many vice president you need.  

No Vice Presidents.  Since you are a newbie, I can offer you Junior Minister within the Ministry of the Ministry of the Ministry.  

Thank you Madame President Elect. 

I would like to take my oath with the honorable minister of religion ( Chief) by my side 

FM

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