POINTER SISTERS: WOMEN WANT A MAN WITH A SLOW HAND & AND AN EASY TOUCH

If men want to please their women---they need soft hands---and that's where the glysomed hand cream comes in.

Go check out amral's store---he sells it.

Rev

Dude, I wonder how your dad penetrated your mom and laid the sperm that is you if he did not have soft hands? I guess your mom was doing an obligatory spread since he lacked that necessary attribute.Maybe he was another girlie man and that is why you lack good sense.

You evoke these responses with these pleadings that you are somehow of the noblesse oblige and those not wearing your girlie gear or with a trunk-full of sex toys are not up to par in pleasing their women. Get a hobby fool. Learn to draw or paint or do calligraphy or something creative to take your mind from these stupid preoccupations.

Danyael:

Your post will thrill some of the folks here.

But The Rev refuses to join you in the gutter.

Now. It seems as if the Glysomed hand cream post deeply offended you.

By the way, you and your fellow misogynists(men who hate women) must really despise the Pointer sisters----their song "SLOW HAND" was a big hit.

THESE WERE THE LYRICS---sensuous and romantic women love them.

I want a man with a slow hand
I want a lover with an easy touch
I want somebody who will spend some time
Not come and go in a heated rush
I want somebody who will understand
When it comes to love
I want a slow hand

FACT: Sensuous and romantic women like men with clean, soft, smooth hands.

Anyway, Keep on ranting Danyael---you are good at it.

But sophisticated men---they all use hand cream---ask amral---he sells the stuff---and bet he uses it.

BOTTOM LINE:

One must pity the poor, miserable women who have to put up with some of the juvenile, immature, puerile and dotish men on this forum.

Rev

Listen to me you ignorant troll. Who do you think is impressed with the ridiculous claims? I bet if you ask these gentle ladies here they will all say to a woman you either post here inebriated or is the chronic ******* they would avoid with the mediation of a good stick to whack your silly behind on the head least you approach too close.

You remind me of the need to listen again to Zephora's speech to Moses in the ten commandments.

Sephora:
She was very beautiful,
wasn't she?

This woman of Egypt, who left
her scar upon your heart.

Moses:
Her skin was white as curd,

her eyes green
as the cedars of Lebanon,
her lips, tamarisk honey.

Like the breast of a dove,
her arms were soft...

and the wine of desire
was in her veins.

Yes.
She was beautiful...
as a jewel.

Sephora:
A jewel has brilliant fire,
but it gives no warmth.

Our hands are not so soft,
but they can serve.

Our bodies not so white,
but they are strong.

Our lips are not perfumed,
but they speak the truth.

Love is not an art to us.
It's life to us.

We are not dressed
in gold and fine linen.
Strength and honor
are our clothing.

Our tents are not the columned
halls of Egypt,
but our children
play happily before them.

We can offer you little...
but we offer all we have.

Danyael:

Thanks for posting Sephora's touching speech to Moses.

Now Danyeal, let's stick to the subject.

HAND CREAM:

Take a look at your hands Danyael.

Based on your irritable and ill tempered response the Rev would wager that your hands are rough, wrinkled, hard and scrabby.

DON'T BE STUBBORN AND HARD HEADED DANYAEL.

Give amral a call in Canada and have him ship the Glysomed hand cream to you.

It will work wonders for your poor hands.

Rev

I play guitar, finger style these days so I have calluses galore. Before I became too old for it I rock climbed. There again calluses galore. I mountain bike so callouses galore. I do not need to look at my hands.

These are well used hands. I do gentle stuff like paint, sketch, calligraphy and caress my wife.

You need to look at you useless girlie hands and ask of what use they are except to be greased. It is possibly why you need the assist of giant dildos to penetrate your wife's various orifices and other implements to manipulate other body parts. I guess she could do that all by herself if necessary.

Danyael:

So the Rev was right--your "well used hands" are, indeed, rough, wrinkled, hard and scrabby.

And that explains why you exploded at the Rev when he mentioned that sensuous and romantic women love men with clean, soft and smooth hands---your hands are the exact opposite.

But the Rev forgives you Danyael!

Listen! When the Rev delved into the joys of toys---the 90% who don't engage in that enterprising and adventuresome lifestyle were aghast and dumfounded.

Now that the Rev has delved into hand cream---those of you have have never used hand creams or whose hands are rough and hard---you will be dismayed and startled.

BOTTOM LINE:

Try the glysomed hand cream Danyeal---it will do wonders for your calluses.

Rev

Or perhaps his wife uses it on his various orifices. Rev is our resident Dildo expert. hahahahahah!

THE REV'S PHILOSOPHY

Go right on ahead with you  soft hands, repertoire of dildos and assortment of sex toys etc and believe you are king of the hill if you please. 99.99 percent of the men on the planet do not worry about manicured hands or reflect on softening agent ( the skin of healthy men knows what it need) My callouses are artifacts of the trade and they serve me well. 

You do not need to pretend you are on some pedestal of sophistication looking down on the peasants. You are just an effeminate man pretending that the work of silk underwear makes you a better man. The coarse cotton of our ancestors and essential oils serve us well and still do.

I am quite sure  you do not know what the hell are the ingredients in that product is about but yet you yap. Ask Cain who knows best these things and from whom I have amassed lots of information on essential oils  before you come here pretending to be knowledgeable about anything. You are simply a pretentious prick with a big head.

Danyael:

There is no question that the Rev's explicit treatise on the enterprising and adventuresome lifestyle of the 10% has left an indelible mark in the minds of some of you---infact some of you may have even been psychologically harmed by the graphic details the Rev went into explaining how discerning and perspicacious women in the 10% are when it comes to the O/S experience.

GOD BLESS WOMEN IN THE 10%----they are not submissive, meek and docile---they know what they want----they understand their desires---they are bold, uninhibited, self assured, and full of confidence and poise.

Hopefully in your next lifetime Danyael---god will bless you and braggarts like Mr. macho antabanta with the ingenuity and the deftness needed to be a member of the elite 10%.

By the way Danyael---did you order that glysomed hand cream yet ? Give amral a call---and since you are a cheapskate---ask for a discount.hahahahaha

Rev

Hopefully, you will learn that your life is not remotely mine and your experience not the ideal. I am indeed frugal. I do not waste my cash on vicarious or conspicuous consumption. I spend it on things that has meaning.

Danyael:

Surely you're not saying that the Glysomed hand cream is conspicuous consumption ?

Ask amral, he will tell you the price--it's very modestly priced.

Listen! The Rev is a man of simple pleasures.

* I love books---I am a collector of rare books

* I love music---extensive collection---I'm into good stereo systems

* I love good food---live in NY---tons of ethnic restaurants.

* I love travelling---just took a road trip across the US

* I love cars---been a car guy for since University days.

Like I said---I am a man of simple pleasures.

The Rev feels that one of the keys to being happy is being able to extract happiness from the simplest of things and the most common things.

Take a simple thing like a McDonald's ice cream cone---the Rev had one recently---there was a lot of happiness devouring that cone.

Rev

Oi REv, check out Waxelene (made in usa) better than the above.

cainsta:

OK! You mentioned Methyldibrome Glutaronitrile?

But you ever heard of sugar ?

That's right S-U-G-A-R!

It's a white, odorless, crystalline powder with a sweet taste.

Chemical formula: C12H22O11

Well check this out cain:

Just today the Rev saw this article over at Business Insider.

INCREDIBLE PRESENTATION FROM WALL STREET BANK SHOWS HOW SUGAR IS DESTROYING THE WORLD.

A new study from Wall Street bank Credit Suisse exposes the "dietary impact of  'sugar and sweeteners' and their role in the ongoing health debate surrounding  obesity and diabetes."

http://www.businessinsider.com...gar-epidemic-2013-10

BOTTOM LINE:

There is a risk factor in anything chemical.

Rev

PS. Cainsta, like you want to put amral out of business---glysomed is one of the best sellers in his store.

Then stop arguing with your mother and father.

You must have been thinking about a dick as you lick it. Define happiness.

ha ha ha ha ha

Spoken like a proud, appreciative, contented, and dignified member of the 90%. Congrats Chameli.lol

Rev 

PS. I'll bet you amral uses the glysomed hand cream---he says it's one of his best sellers---and the "10%"ladies are always flocking his store.lol

the point is you fool, why would I want to buy what you suggest? Is that not the point? You somehow believe your advice is the defacto product one should use because you say so. Well, sorry.

I do not give a shit what you do. I care for what I do.

Danny boy:

Are you always this quarrelsome and cantankerous ?

By the way, it looks like you are a glutton---did you say you went on a cruise and put on 10 pounds ?

What happen---you never saw food before ?hahahaha

Rev

Obviously you have not since you think this is a matter of grave importance and worthy of mention.

More antiman runnings from Rev. He does not have a wife.

You think this is the real reason he "creams" his hands?

I think it's his BF's... who fists him.