A Jewish daughter says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Irving, all he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be the size of a nickel."
Her mother says, "You're married to a multi -millionaire businessman, You live in an 8 Bedroom mansion You drive a $350,000 Ferrari,
You get $3,000 a week allowance, You take 6 vacations a year and You want to throw all that away... Over 45 cents???"
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Dalla, Dalla, dalla gimme dalla.
this chap ah halla dalla dalla and he rass ah walk a karna
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tell me about dis Leroy nuh and tell me how u come to know about him
Cham, are you tryin to say to TI,
You're not married to a multi -millionaire 'oman, You live in an 8 foot stacked cardboard Box, You ride a Bruk up $50.00 Raleigh bicycle,
You get $30.00 a week allowance, You work 6 days a year and You want to throw all that away... Over 45 cents???"
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