Bird, I man wukin right now so please. I need my Job Bro.

Is wah yo wuking pon the question part or the answer.

Not on a full stomach.

The difference between sex, super sex and love.

Girl asks her mother: What is sex?

Mother: Sex is when you stop a car driven by a man who offers you a meal in a restaurant,
and then you spend some time with him in the hotel room, sleep with him once,and then each
one go on his way and you have a hundred dollars bill extra in your pocket.

Then the girl asks her mother: What is Super Sex?

Mother: Super sex is when you stop a limousine driven by Chauffeur and a stylish man is sitting
in the back who takes you to a luxurious villa, gives you a sumptuous meal with distinctive Caviar...
and then you spend the night together in bed and engage in sex more than once, and then you part
with an envelope containing a thousand dollars in your pocket.

And then the girl asks her mother: What is love?

Mother: Love is a lie invented by men so that they can have sex with you for free.
Now you know.

A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him.

The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit and show him what to do.
The rabbi comes and he and the priest are in the confessional.
A few minutes later, a woman comes in and says,
-“Father, forgive me for I have sinned.”;
The priest asks,
-“What did you do?”;
The woman says,
-“I committed adultery.”;
Priest: “How many times?”;
Woman: “Three times.”;
Priest: “Say two Hail Marys, put five dollars in the box and go and sin no more.”;
A few minutes later a man enters the confessional. He says,
-“Father, forgive me for I have sinned.”;
Priest: “What did you do?”;
Man: “I committed adultery.”;
Priest:”How many times?”;
Man: “Three times.”;
Priest: “Say two Hail Marys, put five dollars in the box and go and sin no more.”;
The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's got it, so the priest leaves.
A few minutes later another woman enters and says,
-“Father, forgive me for I have sinned.”;
Rabbi:”What did you do?”;
Woman: “I committed adultery.”;
Rabbi: “How many times?”;
Woman: “Once.”;
Rabbi: “Go do it two more times. We have a special this week, three for five dollars

Is "NO" ever the right answer?

quote:

Originally posted by bird:
Sex is not the answer.


Sex is the question.



"Yes" is the answer

quote:

Originally posted by Dhall:
Is "NO" ever the right answer?

quote:

Originally posted by bird:
Sex is not the answer.


Sex is the question.



"Yes" is the answer

Why would an answer be "NO"?
I'm not familiar with that

Just thinking aloud.

If NO sometimes means YES
and Yes already means YES
Then NO definitely means YES.

Just testing my Algebra skills. Perhaps, someone could improve on this.

I think you fail algebra.
You need to do some conditional formatting and what if analyis in Excel. Then buy an expensive gift. That would give your answer.

quote:

Originally posted by TI:
I think you fail algebra.
You need to do some conditional formatting and what if analyis in Excel. Then buy an expensive gift. That would give your answer.

all of that for a simple yes?? Darn

quote:

Originally posted by Dhall:
Just thinking aloud.

If NO sometimes means YES
and Yes already means YES
Then NO definitely means YES.

Just testing my Algebra skills. Perhaps, someone could improve on this.

Don't forget your geometry. It is important to pay attention to body language (patterns) also.

I prefer to skip all of that and just use the damm credit card

quote:

Originally posted by Riya:

quote:

Originally posted by TI:
I think you fail algebra.
You need to do some conditional formatting and what if analyis in Excel. Then buy an expensive gift. That would give your answer.

all of that for a simple yes?? Darn

wimmen nah easy tuh figga out

quote:

Originally posted by TI:
I prefer to skip all of that and just use the damm credit card

And at some point yuh gun need yuh pencil

Now, what about if men want to say no?
How do wimmen change their mind?

quote:

Originally posted by ksazma:

quote:

Originally posted by TI:
I prefer to skip all of that and just use the damm credit card

And at some point yuh gun need yuh pencil

lead or retractible?

quote:

Originally posted by TI:
Now, what about if men want to say no?
How do wimmen change their mind?

yet to happen

sometime you have to...due to tiredness

Afterthought...or fatness

quote:

Originally posted by TI:

quote:

Originally posted by ksazma:

quote:

Originally posted by TI:
I prefer to skip all of that and just use the damm credit card

And at some point yuh gun need yuh pencil

lead or retractible?

retractable could be problematic.