A recent article in the Dominion Post reported that a woman, Anne Maynard, has sued Wellington Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman replied:
"Mr. Maynard was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight
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A recent article in the Dominion Post reported that a woman, Anne Maynard, has sued Wellington Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman replied:
"Mr. Maynard was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight
And so the gentleman ceased to have an eye for sex. Mrs Maynard was right to sue.
A recent article in the Dominion Post reported that a woman, Anne Maynard, has sued Wellington Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman replied:
"Mr. Maynard was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight
And so the gentleman ceased to have an eye for sex. Mrs Maynard was right to sue.
That's not a fair exchange..an eye for sex. 
A State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in lovers' lane,
with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches
the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the
wheel, reading a computer magazine.
He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her
fingernails.
Puzzled by this surprising situation, the trooper walks to the car
and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his
window. 'Uh, yes, Officer'?
The trooper asks: 'What are you doing?'
The young man says: 'Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine.'
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the trooper
says: 'And, her, what is she doing?'
The young man shrugs: 'Sir , I believe she's filing her
fingernails.'
Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a
car, at night in a lover's lane and nothing obscene is happening!
The trooper asks: 'What's your age, young man?'
The young man says: 'I'm 22, sir.'
The trooper asks: 'And her, what's her age?'
The young man looks at his watch and replies: 'She'll be 18 in 11
minutes.'
the brother finally see who he marry
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