HERE'S A COUPLE AT A RESTAURANT

* Poor gal--she looks bored and frustrated---no attention from him--he finds his smartphone more interesting than her.

Rev

HERE ARE FOLKS CHECKING OUT THEIR SMARTPHONES IN CHURCH

* The pastor is boring---they find smartphone more interesting.

Rev

HERE'S A COUPLE IN BED WITH THEIR BELOVED SMARTPHONE

* What is this world coming to ?

* A bed is supposed to be a place to sleep or to have the other "S".

* But now you have couples taking their smartphones with them to bed.

Rev

QUESTION:

* How many of you good folks on GNI take your smartphones with you to bed ?

Rev

I dont have one Rev

* I have a cell phone which I use for business purposes only---like when I'm travelling---I need it.

* But other than that, no personal calls on the cell phone--- if anyone wants to contact me they can call home and leave a message. I'll get back to them later.

* Oh! The mistress has a smart phone---and she has bad habits like most smartphone users----a few times I mentioned it---but she totally ignores me.hahahaha

Rev

i have two tin cup with a string,you want to give me your # rev i will call you

202-456-1111

Watch yuh language---you might get arrested.

Rev

my string cannot reach that far

* That's one of the complaints the former Mrs. Warrior had---yuh sting was't long enough.hahahahaha

* Arrite! Arrite! Feel free to take a shot at the Rev.

Rev

i will forgive you for now,but you only get one

* Wow! Miracles do occur. The pugnacious Warrior in a rare forgiving mood. Thanks bai.

Rev

you have too much on your mind the AFC no confidence motion is too much for you guys.collie people like kill themself

He's setting you up to call Michelle, so you can display your warring skills with Obama. 

TYPICAL BEHAVIOR OF SMARTPHONE USERS/FACEBOOK ADDICTS

11 PM

 

-EXIT FACEBOOK,

   CLOSE LAPTOP,

     GET INTO BED,

  UNLOCK SMARTPHONE

    CHECK FACEBOOK

Rev

We live in a crazy world even without smart phones.

Fortunately for me, I don't see the need for a fancy phone. Am I crazy for not wanting a SP? 

* No! You are sane like the Rev---no smartphone---no facebook account---no twitter account. But I still have a few flaws. I post on GNI and a few cricket sites.

Rev

How about joining your string to your G-string. Would that be long enough?

No cell phone or facebook account. I have a Linkedin account. That's it.

I don't have facebook, twitter, or any of those things. If it is not an email or a phone call, I don't bother. I am not interested in other folks on facebook, or wish to follow what others are doing on twitter.

Twitter is very stupid and all people do on Facebook is show off.

I do have a facebook account but it's dormant.

my phone is strictly for calling or texting. I prefer texting, this way I don't have to talk to you

All social media is very useful and helpful to live in this modern society but it has to me managed.

If you are indisciplined, social media is not for you.

READ THIS:

"Facebook is the place where most people put their problems for everyone to see, except the person whom they are having the problems with."

* Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook, is worth 30+ billion dollars. The man is a genius---he understands human behavior---people love to share stuff about themselves---Facebook allows people to be stars of their own reality show---and, by the way, every click on Facebook---Zuckerberg gets richer.

Rev

I love it when them stupid rass think that they can walk and not pay attention to weh them ah go and get in front of my car then jump when I blast the horn pon them backside  you should see them face most of the time I doan know if them shit themselves of just fart