Spaces.. essential part in English language

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cain

A Chinese secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss. She sent him
a 'Thank you note on email'.
Bosses wife read the email and filed a divorce in court

The emails says:
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"Your penis wonderful. I enjoyed using it last night. It has extra ordinary
smooth flow, and firm strokes. Initially its tip was to be licked to bring
to working order & it is equally good on both sides. I loved its perfect
size and grip. Felt like I was in heaven when using it. I've always desired
for it and you fulfilled my wish. At last it is mine and mine for ever.
Thanks a lot"

Moral of story: Space is an essential part in English.

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Former Member

1/17/1312:14 PM

Dougan'The Captain'

1/17/131:54 PM

Former Member

1/17/132:41 PM

ballSenior Member

As an employer I had to lay Sue or Jack off

1/17/136:15 PM

cainTired old hippie

A Desert Love Story

Once upon a time there was a very handsome male camel with two huge camel humps.

He fell in love and married a beautiful female camel who had one perfect camel hump.

As time progressed, they became the proud parents of a wonderful baby camel who had nohumps.

They contemplated long and hard on what to call their beautiful little boy.

They finally decided on......
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You ready for this?????
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'Humphrey' !!!!!!!!!!.

1/17/136:19 PM

shanazbLove is beautiful,Simple By Being What It Is!

1/18/137:50 AM

Former Member

Lol

1/18/138:10 AM

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