Briefly forgetting he's onstage with actress Priyanka Chopra, the 60-year-old star of Look Who's Talking and Look Who's Talking Too suddenly remembers he left his keys in the back of the garage, by the patio furniture and his pride. Photograph: Jewel Samad/AFP/Getty Images

Realising this man is John Travolta, whose hands and eyes signify only sinister intentions, and that she's not dancing with Nicolas Cage with the face of John Travolta, as per the plot of the 1997 film Face/Off, the severity of the situation dawns on Ms Chopra. Photograph: Jewel Samad/AFP/Getty Images

Backup dancers wear conflicted expressions of disgust, joy and ambiguous awe at the sight of a John Travolta, who has triumphantly, finally figured out where the camera is. Photograph: Jewel Samad/AFP/Getty Images

Kevin Spacey waves off Farhan Akhtar, Shahdid Kapoor and Deepika Padukone, telling them to go on without him, and that his head will stop spinning if he just closes his eyes here for a few minutes, really. Photograph: Jewel Samad/AFP/Getty Images

Kevin Spacey, Shahdid Kapoor and Deepika Padukone admire each other during a moment that is frankly disturbing to audience members and which no one will acknowledge later. Photograph: Jewel Samad/AFP/Getty Images

Priyanka Chopra explodes out of mid-air to the delight of the audience, which had grown bored of happy music, shiny costumes and frolicking celebrities. Photograph: Jewel Samad/AFP/Getty Images