The Guyanese House Keeper

The Guyanese maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the
raise.

She asked: 'Now Mary, why you feel you deserve a pay increase ?'

Mary: 'Well, maam iz tree reasons why me want de increase.'

The first one, ah does iron better than you'!

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

Mary: 'Your husband says so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'

Mary: 'The second reason.......ah could cook better than you.'

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

Mary: 'Your husband again'
Wife: 'Oh.'

Mary: 'My last reason is that I am a better lover than you..'

Wife: (really furious now): 'My husband said that as well??'

Mary: 'No mam, the Gardener.

Wife: 'How much yuh say you want again??