The Italian grandfather...

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An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to
take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money,

a big-a home and maybe a couple-a bambinos. "

"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with anudder man.
"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'time's up' "?

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Former Member

1/24/122:02 PM

Former Member

Whether the man pull out a revolver and shout 'your time is up' or pull out a rolex, I bet you in both cases everything going down

1/24/123:24 PM

PrashadSenior Member

The Church man has got a good joke there

1/24/129:59 PM

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