Of course I won't laugh", said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In
> > over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
> >
> > "Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers,
> > revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length
> > and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to
> > control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor
> > laughing.
> >
> > Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.
> >
> > "I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my
> > honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now,
> > tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
> >
> > ..."It's swollen," Fred replied.
> >
> > She ran out of the room.
>