THE REASON DOGS DON'T LIKE COWS AND ALWAYS BARK AT THEM.
The captain of a ferry boat with failing eyesight was a bull cow and he invited all animals with horns to a Guyanese booze cruise.
Also, a fox had a dog friend who was upset that could not go on the cruise, so they devised a plan to get the dog on board.
The fox made some horns and painted it to look like the real thing, that he placed on the dog's head.
With his new horns in place, the dog walked proudly to the ferry, examined by captain bull with failing eyes and he got on board.
As the ferry was about to leave and the dog was by the railings enjoying a margarita cocktail with a hibiscus flower umbrella in it, the fox became jealous that he could not also go on the cruise.
So in a loud voice the fox shouted ' CAPTAIN, CAPTAIN, EXAMINE THE HORNS THERE IS TRAITOR ON BOARD' !!
After the captain examined the horns and discovered the imposter, CAPTAIN BULL WITH A SKILLFUL BUTT, TOSSED HIM OVERBOARD.
And that is why dogs don't like cows and always bark at them.
Yours truly,
Tola.
