THIS JUST IN!!! The World Wellness Organisation has just issued an advisory that there has been an outbreak in Guyana of PESD (Post Election Stress Disorder). Symptoms include but are not limited to:
* feeling oppressed by "the system" (CHAβ¦..!!!)
* anxiety
* insomnia
* innumeracy (this particular symptom seems to be clustered around the Kingston ward of Georgetown, with the highest instance being reported at the junction of High Street & Cowan Sts)
* astigmatism
* the overwhelming desire to march
* stumbling over outrageous instances of racism on Facebook
* bruising around the back, legs and neck caused by rubber pellets
A treatment for this disorder is yet to be found but experts advise that in the meantime that Guyanese to "stop playin' de ass and look pon one another as brudda and sistah".
* feeling oppressed by "the system" (CHAβ¦..!!!)
* anxiety
* insomnia
* innumeracy (this particular symptom seems to be clustered around the Kingston ward of Georgetown, with the highest instance being reported at the junction of High Street & Cowan Sts)
* astigmatism
* the overwhelming desire to march
* stumbling over outrageous instances of racism on Facebook
* bruising around the back, legs and neck caused by rubber pellets
A treatment for this disorder is yet to be found but experts advise that in the meantime that Guyanese to "stop playin' de ass and look pon one another as brudda and sistah".