Tomato excuse for prostitute in car

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Sunil

A man caught with a prostitute in his car told police she was there to show him where to buy tomatoes.

West Midlands Police said officers found the woman sitting inside Muhammad Ikhlaq's car while he withdrew £20 from a cash machine, which he said was to pay for tomatoes.

Ikhlaq was spotted by officers who saw the known sex worker in his Nissan Micra car in Wednesbury Road, Walsall, on 9 May.

PC Stacey Paterson, from Walsall police, said: "I've heard some excuses before but in the 10 years that I have been a police officer I have never heard a kerb crawler covering up his crimes by claiming to be buying tomatoes

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Former Member

He needed tomatoes for his Iftar dinner

7/25/137:11 AM

Former Member

Always out for a bargain...tomatoes, with melons thrown in

7/25/137:37 AM

seignetSenior Member

Originally Posted by TI:

Always out for a bargain...tomatoes, with melons thrown in

and punanny too.

7/25/137:59 AM

SunilAdmin

Tomatoes are £2/lb so that's 10 lbs of tomatoes.

7/25/132:40 PM

ballSenior Member

well you need quite a bit of tomatoes to make tomato juice

7/25/133:46 PM

Former Member

In Guyana, they would call her tomattie Mai!

7/25/136:21 PM

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