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It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year Bob Rivers
It’s the (D)most (Bm)fattening (Em)time of the (D)year Bm Em A
With that (Em)pumpkin pie (A)filling and (D)everyone swilling down (G)eggnog and beer
It’s the (D)most (Bm)fattening (Em)time of the (D)year
It’s the (D)lip (Bm)smackingest (Em)season of (D)all Bm Em…A
while your (Em)shopping you’re (A)cheating im(D)pulsively eating that (G)junk at the mall
It’s the (D)he..(Bm)..av-heaviest (Em)season of (D)all
There’ll be (G)turkeys for basting
and (D)stuffing for (Bm)tasting
and (Em)giblets and (A) gravy will (D) flow
there’ll be (Gm)cookies that (C)mom baked
and (F)leftover fruit (Dm)cake from a (Em)christmas a (Bb)long time ago Em A
it’s the (D) scale (Bm) flattening (Em) time of the (D) year Bm Em A
while your (Em)diet you’re (A) blowing there’s (D)calories going straight
(G) down to your rear (G#dim7)
it’s the (D) scale (Bm)flattening (Em) time (A)of the (D) year-r-r-r
there’ll be (G) after meal dosing and (D) arteries (Bm) closing
(Em) cholesterol (A) levels will (D) grow
it’s too (Gm)cold to go (C) jogging too (F) brisk for to (Dm) bogganing
so (Em7b5)pass me a (Bb) hot buttered (Em) roll (A)
It’s the (D)most (Bm)fattening (Em)time (A)of the (D) year Bm Em A
All those (Em)gingerbread (A) shingles and (D)chocolate Chris Kringle’s will (G)tremble in fear
It’s the (D)most (Bm)fattening (Em)time, it’s the (D)belt (Bm)loosening (Em)time,
it’s the (D)most (Bm)fattening (Em)time (A)of the (D) year…Bm…Em…A
