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Here is one man's view!

DEAR ABBY: My wife has turned into a bona fide slug! We have been married 30 years. For half of them she stayed fit and trim, but over the past 15 she has put on 100 pounds and refuses to try to lose any of it. She also refuses to cook. I have to cook my own meals or we eat out. She no longer cleans (we pay a maid) or has sex with me.

She is obviously depressed and has taken several medications over the years to no avail. She has had lab work done, but nothing shows up. Because she doesn't have a job, she sits around in her pajamas all day playing on the computer or reading romance novels. She'll do laundry, but only after a month, when there's nothing left to wear.

The other thing my wife likes to do is travel. The more expensive the trip, the more she loves it. Does God really expect me to live like this until I die? I have tried everything I can think of to help her. I dread going home every night. Advice, please? -- LIVING IN HELL IN WEST VIRGINIA

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"She no longer cleans (we pay a maid) or has sex with me."

This man has no problem.

If he cannot plug the slug, he can raid the maid.

3/18/1211:20 AM

Former Member

Slug or fat cow? I think the fella needs some help from Oprah.

3/18/1211:29 AM

Former Member

Originally Posted by TI:

Slug or fat cow? I think the fella needs some help from Oprah.

Okay TI, do you think Oprah has the "know how" to give this woman a makeover and turn her into a bona fide sylph?

3/18/1212:13 PM

cainTired old hippie

Originally Posted by Miraver:

Originally Posted by TI:

Slug or fat cow? I think the fella needs some help from Oprah.

Okay TI, do you think Oprah has the "know how" to give this woman a makeover and turn her into a bona fide sylph?

T probably means that Oprah can give it to the man good an proper, wink wink.. nudge nudge.. know what I mean.. know what I mean?

cainTired old hippie

Originally Posted by Gilbakka:

"She no longer cleans (we pay a maid) or has sex with me."

This man has no problem.

If he cannot plug the slug, he can raid the maid.

cainTired old hippie

Originally Posted by chameli:

OMG!!! doan tell me that one a me man had de nerve to write to Abby

he lie no rass...this fat cow can ride him into neverland but he scared of all the meat

There goes what I thought of the meaning of T's post, dam! hehe

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