hehehehe!

because she looks like a wild animal

at Cain.....

Dai had proposed to Megan and been accepted. "But", added Megan,
>
> before we get married I must tell you something dreadful about my past
> life."
>
> "No," said Dai, "I won't hear of it. You can tell me after we're married."
>
> After they were married and had set off for their honeymoon in Penarth,
>
> Megan again brought up the subject of her "dreadful secret".
>
> "No," said Dai, "it can wait. Tell me when we're in bed together, that'll be
> soon enough."
>
> That night as they got into bed Megan declared "Well, Dai, now I really do
> have to tell you my secret. You see .I'm a virgin."
>
> Dai didn't say a word but put on his clothes and travelled all the way back
> to his mother's house.
>
> "Dai!" said his mother, "what are you doing here, you're supposed to be on
> your honeymoon."
>
> "It's no good", said Dai, "I've had to leave Megan; it turns out she's a
> virgin."
>
> "Well, Dai," said his mother, "in that case you were quite right to come
> home.
>
> If she's not good enough for the rest of the village she's not good enough
> for you."

quote:

Originally posted by cain:
Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally!?


Ever wonder why





It's because she smells like a new Truck

................................................

I was looking for a picture of a sexy chick in a leather dress.

quote:

Originally posted by cain:
Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally!?


Ever wonder why?





It's because she smells like a new Truck

Any special make or model ?

Cain, buddy it look like you experienced in these matters with regard to women in leather dresses.

The problem with leather is that it hard to slip off

quote:

Originally posted by Tola:

quote:

Originally posted by cain:
Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally!?


Ever wonder why?





It's because she smells like a new Truck

Any special make or model ?

{amela Anderson in years gone by.

quote:

Originally posted by TI:
The problem with leather is that it hard to slip off

Shaky hands?

Nahhhh! He does probably make he dresses too tight


Is either dat or instead of using rubbers he does use leather condoms.