A man and his ever nagging wife went on a holiday trip to
Jerusalem and the wife died suddenly. The undertaker said it would cost $5000.00 to ship her home and $50.00 to bury her here. With no hesitation the man said ship her home. The undertaker very surprised said but sir why don't you bury her here in the holy land and save the money?
The husband said a long long time ago a man called Jesus was buried here and three days later he rose i can't take this chance with this woman.