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FM
Former Member
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A GOLFER TO ENJOY THIS HEART-WARMING STORY
An elderly couple were having dinner when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said,
"Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you
ever been unfaithful to me?"
Martha replied, "Well Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years,
but always for a good reason.
Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, "I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons'?"
Martha said, "The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we
couldn't pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you
that the loan would be extended?"
Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?"
Martha asked, "And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn't have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed?
Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge."
"I recall that," said Henry. "And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time."
"Alright," Martha said. "So do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club , and you needed 73 more votes?"
Subject: Roasted Chicken
Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn
as a stuffing -- imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought
it

was perfect for people like me, who are not sure how to tell when

poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.



1 chicken

1 cup melted butter

1 cup stuffing

1 cup uncooked popcorn

Salt/pepper to taste



Preheat oven to 200 degrees.

Brush chicken well with melted butter salt and pepper.

Fill cavity with stuffing mixed with popcorn.

Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the
oven.

Listen for the popping sounds. When the chicken's arse blows the

oven door open and the chicken flies across the room and lands on the

table, it's done and ready to eat.



And you thought I couldn't cook ....
FM

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