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You friend is having a great time in Guyana. The man uploading pictures and drinking piwari till he hear a hut am. That is just the trailer he said. I hope (liz, the poodle) nah tun rice eater, cause the man gun starve the poo thing because she name liz. 
Are you expecting any grenade or jamoon wine when he come back?
I want to request him to bring me back a used calabash and a coconut shell cup. You think he will do it? 
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Bhai, The man having a Ball. As usual, the man gun bring a few Banks and a few bottles of Jamoon Wine. He is a Town Bhai he dont know how to go to Big Market and buy Fish and thing. He and Irfan Ali hanging together.
I want to request him to bring me back a used calabash and a coconut shell cup. You think he will do it?
Why don't u ask me yourself?
Went to an AGM meeting with a friend at Colgrain House on Camp Street. Dem people gave me a gift bag and a snack box. Dem mussee notice a de lil hungry.
Aaah yes. blackout hit just as I was about to head out on one of my nightly prowls. Nehru, u want a brazilian gurl fuh play wid? Yuh think yuh able handle de rockings. hehehehe
OW Bhai, YES YES I want one of them Brazilian Beauty. I want to tell her some Nancy Stories. I envy you Bhai. Say hello to Minister Robert Persaud for me.
Sammy better than he Father. Dem Bot throwing Casnet.
Please bring some Kapadula for me and Officer Dave.
He betta becareful of the "goumangala" in them Guyanese gyal. Goumangala is well know by Trinis as jeera in the pun-ga-lung. Sammy betta becareful leh bedruse nah clar up pun he lolo. He migh have to use gasoline to get them out.
Sammy better than he Father. Dem Bot throwing Casnet.
That was boyo teaching sammy how fuh throw casnet. leh dem try deh.
OW Bhai, YES YES I want one of them Brazilian Beauty. I want to tell her some Nancy Stories. I envy you Bhai. Say hello to Minister Robert Persaud for me.
Hahahahaha. you're too much, banna.
He betta becareful of the "goumangala" in them Guyanese gyal. Goumangala is well know by Trinis as jeera in the pun-ga-lung. Sammy betta becareful leh bedruse nah clar up pun he lolo. He migh have to use gasoline to get them out.
Alyuh leff sam alone. de banna done vex he couldn't mek de trip.
Meh hear dem want wan CUNY prof. fuh come teach dem lil children at dis business school hea pon brickdam. Yuh interested, bai.
Seeing you so patriotic, I was thinking of preserving yuh backside and putting yuh pon display at dis museum.
You always thrashing meh on meh townman status. but ah bet you cyant do dis. I dare you.
Bhai, I am happy for you. I been there, done that many many Moons ago. With regards to teaching at that beautiful School, that is Open. If Cuomo offer early retirement incentives agaig, I may be able to accept an offer. Keep the Banks COLD and the Brazilian Chicks HOT HOT, Pandit Nehru on his way. It gun be Butta Bing Butta Bang Buta***ooo time Banna.
Nehru, you friend beating the Ivonhoff with coconut water and eating fresh fish of all variety. Later he going and eat Brazilian fish!
Brazilian Brush are vely vely good says Wong Ping. Fish is even better. I am Happy for Sheik Al Abed Sultan Khomeni.
was the young man on a phone in the water
No, cham. that's my nephew wipeing water from his face. He just came up from a dive.
The place is located in pike st.
I am Happy for Sheik Al Abed Sultan Khomeni.
I don't like dis name. gimme something else.
Nehru, you friend beating the Ivonhoff with coconut water and eating fresh fish of all variety. Later he going and eat Brazilian fish!
Kettle one, banna. Is how much time ah gat to tell yuh dat.
Guyana look nice bad. Everything fresh. Good luck to all of you.
Guyana look nice bad. Everything fresh. Good luck to all of you.
It is indeed a nice place, and most things are fresh. they eat and drink well. But it's a tough place to live.
Man, these friends I got down here are no joke, Nehru. We went to a function lat nite and came back aroud 2.am. Then they had the balls to wake me up at 6.30.am just fuh dis.
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Guyana look nice bad. Everything fresh. Good luck to all of you.
It is indeed a nice place, and most things are fresh. they eat and drink well. But it's a tough place to live.
Fish, Nehru. All kinda fish. Fresh off de boat, and cheap like rass. Yuh want some?
Ow Meh Buddy Sheik, I would be the happiest man on the Planet if I could get two each of that Butter Fish and Banga I see there to fry with my case of Heineken'
Fugetabout the Brazilian Chicks just give me two of each.
GUYANA SWEETER THAN A SUMOOTOO, SWEETER THAN A BUXTON SPICE SWEETER THAN A BAG A DEMERARS SUGAR.
iF i WANT SOME? i MAN DRIBBLING RIGHT NOW. dEH OLD LADY think I sick she wanted to call the Ambulance. Then she said you does only get suh when you see woman.
Remember my friend dan who got that farm up in land of caanan? He called and said he's coming to pick up me and dem boys in a bit to go up there. But I'm not too sure if I want to go as yet. Had a hectic week, I hit the ground running when I came in. suh I lil tired now. But all a dat can change in a heartbeat. lemme see how I feel.
Bhai, Bring some back. We gun squit it out over some Beers.
Go up to the Farm and have a great Day. Take pictures of when Al Yuh get drunk and dancing without shirts.
Get de pumkin ready deh, bai. hehehehe
Thing some Andrews and a bottle of Club Soda and you will be good to go. If you want also tek two Whizz tablets. I know you dont know about these items so ask yuh friends. How yuh friend the bid Man that we saw at Devo Girlfried Bar? Say hello foe me.
Kataha, Bagee, Saime, Egg Plant(Yuh friends dem gun get lost now), I hope you had Breadfruit and Saltfish for Breakfast.
Like Abidha cant wake up this morning?
Sheik, If you want them to clean the shrimp for a small fee, would they do it.?
Ow Meh Buddy Sheik, I would be the happiest man on the Planet if I could get two each of that Butter Fish and Banga I see there to fry with my case of Heineken'
Heeinekn? I thought yuh want wan a dese. not my brand though. I prefer de premium
Sheik, If you want them to clean the shrimp for a small fee, would they do it.?
yep
Laad Ah Mercy. There is no place on EARTH like SWEET SWEET Guyana.
Keep sending them Photos. The second IPL Match gun start now so I will se you later.
Are these butter fish or basha?
Are these butter fish or basha?
I don't know. Wouldn't know the difference.
Went to an AGM meeting with a friend at Colgrain House on Camp Street. Dem people gave me a gift bag and a snack box. Dem mussee notice a de lil hungry.
daaaaammmnn, look like yuh didn't pass up too many freekos.
Banna, dis iz guyana. I tekking anything wance it good. lol.
Are these butter fish or basha?
I don't know. Wouldn't know the difference.
Bhai, Those are Snappers.
Sheik, I looking at the Banks sign and the Corona I drinking now drink like Piss. I done for the day. Please bring me a few Banks.
Now yall get back the thread, the Guyana man have to bring more rum fuh Nehru.
People's Power, No Dictator. WE used to chant that with Dr Walter Rodney.
Nehru, it that your friend in the dark shades by Guyana blue water beach?
Now you might think that this is just two bannas hanging out by de seawall. But what we're actually doing is checking out our sea defence. And wondering if the 2012 budget has made allowance for maintenance. You may not realise it but the sea is a major cause for concern, taking into consideration the unusual high tides we have from time to time. Plus I was eyeballing couple gurls at de same time.
Nehru, it that your friend in the dark shades by Guyana blue water beach?
At the rate yuh going, like yuh doan want see dem rest a pictha fuh true.
Post them, post them!!
Post them, post them!!
Like Cobra duz get sexicted when he see man picha?
If I let out two F & S on you, you think Amral will give me wrong. The first post on this thread and that's all you've come to say?
HEHEHE FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.
Sheik Bhai, Can you bring some Patwa for me and ten pounds of Krekete????
Pash way buss up face
HEHEHE FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.
Sheik Bhai, Can you bring some Patwa for me and ten pounds of Krekete????
Hold on banna. I gat a slight problem. This chap suppose to come down from berbice wid meh coconut choka, hassa, saijan two bottle lime achar and something name cuffum. But I ain't see e reach yet. I really doan care about the rest a stuff, but i love meh lime achar. I does eat it wid two slice bread. So sweet.
If I let out two F & S on you, you think Amral will give me wrong. The first post on this thread and that's all you've come to say?
Tek it easy deh Nagin. Relax.
Pash way buss up face
If I let out two F & S on you, you think Amral will give me wrong. The first post on this thread and that's all you've come to say?
bai, cussout don't bother me. I only fret over what I perceive as hypocracy or hatred. Actually cussout can be good therapy for some people.
Nehru, you bhai is coming back today. We should go to JFK and collect we stuff.
3 pM LANDING??? i GUN BE THERE BEFORE HE GIVE AWAY MY kREKETE.
The man done reach. I missed his call around 04:30 PM Tomorrow is his day off I think. The funny thing is it didn't feel like he went out of the country. Bhai, technology is great. We were chatting and seeing all the pictures while he was in Guyana and still chatting as he walking through JFK gateway. Finally, we will go and drink all the fine Guyana rum that he bring. Is something like we went to Guyana too.
I need Cutters wid meh Likka and I am not talkin bout KFC or Chinese. The Town Man nah kno wah ah Cuffum.
I feel tired, irritable and out of sorts. I wonder where these two sad sacks are. Like they didn't log on yet.
Welcome back Bhai from our SWEET SWEET GUYANA. SWEET like a SUMUTOO, SWEETER than a Buxton Spice, SWEETER than Sugar Cane. I am happy that you experience the beauty, Progress and Prosperity of our GREAT Nation.
I does experience it about two time a year. Where is abidis?
Ah glad yuh now realise how GR and dem Snakeoil Salesmen does try to make Abee Sweet Guyana Sour.
Ah glad yuh now realise how GR and dem Snakeoil Salesmen does try to make Abee Sweet Guyana Sour.
There are some issues that to be ironed out. And, there are not as complicated as one might imagine. But Guyana is a place full with drama. So....
So when yuh want start dis ting? let me tell you in advance dis is not my style. but dem boys buy dem an send them fuh yuh. like u ask. Besides, I doan want see nothing wid alcohol for a long time. me belly full.
The El Dorado Silver, is dat an improve version of White and Pipe?
I heard dat Ramonov Vodka taste like a sweet Russian Gal.
DEh El Dorado 15 gat meh mouth watering.
I doan know how dem ting does taste, banna. I just brought them for your drinking pleasure. And why didn't u tell me cuffum was a fish? u full a shit u know. All becaze a dis, I got to go and spend time in berbice in November when I go back. Dem boys insist. They're taking me to Rose Hall.
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