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OK Folks!

 

* Lemme start with a big WARNING.

 

* If you are a person of high moral standard---if you have never cheated on your spouse or fooled around----in other words---if you are a Pope Francis, Mother Teresa kind of person----a dull, boring country bumpkin---this thread is not for you.

 

* PLEASE LEAVE THIS THREAD.

 

* If, on the other hand, you are a SINNER----and if you have a wicked sense of humor like the Rev----you'll have a blast checking out the outrageously funny videos by the various comedians below.

 

Rev

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OK first up is a treatise on MARRIAGE by comedian Chris Rock---this is some funny shyt.

 

* "NOTHING GETS YOU READY FOR MARRIAGE"

 

* "If you like ***** marriage is NOT for you."

 

* "Women, once you get married he will never --------again----he'll give it a coat----but not the shine he used to."

 

THIS IS SOME FUNNY SHYT---CHECT IT OUT SINNERS:

 

 

Rev

 

 

FM
Originally Posted by Rev:

OK Folks!

 

* Lemme start with a big WARNING.

 

* If you are a person of high moral standard---if you have never cheated on your spouse or fooled around----in other words---if you are a Pope Francis, Mother Teresa kind of person----a dull, boring country bumpkin---this thread is not for you.

 

* PLEASE LEAVE THIS THREAD.

 

* If, on the other hand, you are a SINNER----and if you have a wicked sense of humor like the Rev----you'll have a blast checking out the outrageously funny videos by the various comedians below.

 

Rev

I can have a good laff at these jokes but let me tell you something Rev. I've been married for 24 years and never had an outside piece, that's my story and I am proud of it.

cain
Originally Posted by cain:
 

I can have a good laff at these jokes but let me tell you something Rev. I've been married for 24 years and never had an outside piece, that's my story and I am proud of it.

 

 

* Check Eddie Murphy's video above---he has a message for you cainsta: You are a

 

 

ha ha ha ha ha

 

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A LOYAL MAN.

 

Any man who says he is loyal is a LYING MOFO.hahahaha

 

Rev

 

 

FM

OK! LET'S BE FAIR. IT'S NOT ONLY MEN WHO CHEAT. WOMEN ALSO FOOL AROUND. BUT WOMEN FOOL AROUND WITH CLASS. THEY DO THINGS IN STYLE

 

* Check out Eddie preaching the gospel----MORE FUNNY SHYT.

 

* She meets Dexter St Jack while on a vacation alone in the romantic Bahamas.hahahaha

 

 

Rev

 

 

FM
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Why are folks surprised Hrithik and Suzanne are divorced ?

 

 

* No question they are a nice couple.

 

* But go back and listen to what Eddie said above.

 

* Hrithik is a man and no man is ever loyal to his woman---no matter how beautiful she may be or how sweet her p**** may be.

 

* EDIIE IS 100% CORRECT---ALL MEN CHEAT---ALL MEN ARE LOW---MEN ARE WIRED TO CHEAT---IT'S A DICK THING---IT CANNOT BE EXPLAINED.

 

* By the way, Suzanne is no Mother Teresa---bet she has a secret lover on the side---women are classy when it comes to cheating.

 

Rev

FM
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Rev, "sinners" caught my attention. According to the Good Book, we have all sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. No need for any of us to blatantly speak of our sins. Talking about our sins is a private conversation between God and the sinner.

 

About the videos you posted, I prefer my comedians live and close up. When I go to the improv, I make sure I don't go with Pope Francis!

 

I'll let you know about the videos if I decide to look at them.

 

I see you are into disclaimers!

FM
Originally Posted by Miraver:

 

I'll let you know about the videos if I decide to look at them.

 

 

Mira:

 

* You didn't look at the videos yet ?


* Hope you are not prejudiced against black comedians ?

 

* Rock and Murphy are hilarious.

 

* There are other videos I'll post later.

 

* By the way, you are quite a bold woman posting on this "SINNERS ONLY" thread.hahahahaha

 

Rev

FM
Last edited by Former Member
Originally Posted by Miraver:

Bold? Nah!

He who is without sin, let him cast the first stone.


* There are quite a few Mother Teresa and Pope Francis types on GNI.

 

* Glad to know you are not one of those pretenders.

 

* By the way, since you love the improv---check out this Dave Chappelle---it's clean.

 

* Chapelle talks about how men and women don't get along anymore---he says chivalry is dead---and blames women for killing it.

 

HERE ENJOY:

 

 

Rev

 

 

FM
Originally Posted by chameli:

Rev, pls intro me to Mother Teresa or pope Francis...

 

chami:

 

* The Rev will do no such thing.


* It would be an egregious sin for a wildly adventurous couple like you and your lover to ever want to be married and become Pope Francis and Mother Teresa.

 

* GO CHECK OUT THAT CHRIS ROCK MARRIAGE VIDEO ABOVE.

 

* You will thank Jesus, Allah, Moses, Lord Rama and Mother latchmi you did not go down that marriage route.hahahaha

 

* By the way, when you get a chance---check out this video titled:

 

"I LIKE OLDER WOMEN---YOUNG WOMEN ARE FULL OF SHYT."

 

 

Rev

FM
Originally Posted by chameli:

gonna start cooking everyday at 6 o'clock

 

* So you saw that video before.

 

* He's 100% right!

 

* Older women know the power of the pot---younger women only know how to make a reservation.

 

* Start that pot at 6 O'clock----7 days  a week---and you will never be in need of a man----men will show up from all corners.hahahaha

 

Rev

FM

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