The Elite Sushi Club(ESC)
OK Folks!
The Rev will introduce all of you to the world's most elite and exclusive club---it's called the Elite Sushi Club(ESC)---only Men are allowed membership into the ESC.
To become a member of the ESC a man has to be a world class sushi connoisseur.
Every man on this planet knows that sushi is the most delectable, divine, heavenly and pleasurable delicacy that exists--nothing comes close.
Listen folks! There is nothing on god's earth that is more alluring, more enticing, more captivating and more beguiling than sushi--nothing!
The problem faced by 99.9% of all men is they are amateurs, rookies, and greenhorns when it comes to feasting on sushi.
As a result 99.9% of all men on this planet are rejected for membership into the Elite Sushi Club(ESC).
It is every man's dream to gain membership into the Elite Sushi Club(ESC)---infact most men would sacrifice their wealth, their fortunes, their worldly possessions just to gain entry into the ESC.
Henry Thoreau once wrote, the mass of men live lives of quiet desperation---that's a true statement for men who cannot gain membership in the exclusive Elite Sushi Club(ESC).
Any sushi connoisseur and proud member of the exclusive ESC will say this: It's a heavenly, supernatural, sublime, and celestial experience feasting on sushi.
Rev